Jefftastic Universal Connection

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The Jefftastic Universal Connection, or JUC, is a theory that everything in the universe can be tied back to the YouTuber known as Jefftastic in some way. This has branched off into the ideas that Jefftastic is a deity. Whether or not he would be benevolent or malevolent is unclear. People have also speculated that Jefftastic is everything in the universe. This theory began in the Discord server of the Secret Slide, a wiki similar to MIPS Hole, when a commercial known as Deal-Tastic Me was posted in the Memes channel.

Overview

The Jefftastic Universal Connection is a rather complex topic that cannot be fully documented in one article, likely requiring several other pages to contextualize and document other parts of the JUC's effects and proposals that will be made over time. If these pages are made, this page will likely serve as a "hub page" for the several documented anomalies and aspects of the Jefftastic Universal Connection, as well as contain the general information on the JUC.

The Jefftastic Universal Connection is generally described as the observation that several seemingly unrelated topics, such as the Deal-Tastic Me commercial created by car dealership JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge, seemingly tie back to Jefftastic, often through extension via Super Mario 64. This observation has spawned the idea that everything in the universe ties back to Jefftastic in some way, implying he is some hyperdimensional deity, potentially having created the universe or being the universe itself.

Several arguments have been made against the Jefftastic Universal Connection, claiming that "you could connect any two things" and "these are all just coincidences," but the JUC has been corroborated beyond reasonable doubt in a similar manner to the theory of General Relativity. Due to people rejecting the theory so much, it has yet to reach the point where it is investigated by real scientists and properly explored. If you accept this theory, it would be appreciated to share this as much as you can to help the theory become widespread and hopefully reach a scientist who will study this bizarre aspect of our reality.

Discovery

The Jefftastic Universal Connection was discovered in a rather unorthodox manner, having been spawned from a Discord server for a Wiki encyclopedia known as the Secret Slide, particularly in the memes channel when someone posted a video of the Deal-Tastic Me commercial. Eventually, there was an edit made to have the man's face replaced with that of Wario's, and the bizarre minion-like entities replaced with Goombas. Eventually, the website of the company behind the commercial, JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge, was discovered, where several oddities were discovered, the most notable being a part of the website telling you to "SUBMIT YOURSELF", only to later change to just say to "SUBMIT". This theory soon spiraled out of control as more and more connections were made to Jefftastic, and during this period several websites, such as the Cursed Commercials Wiki and Jefftastic's YouTube channel were altered to say things such as "STOP RESEARCHING". Eventually, Jefftastic himself discovered the article made on the topic, and simply commented "What the fuck", effectively confirming the Jefftastic Universal Connection as there was no way for him to have found it on his own. He also posted one of the images of the altered YouTube channel in one of his own Discord servers with no context, further solidifying the theory. The discoveries have died down significantly since then, but more are still being made to this day.

Connections

Note that connections are still being discovered to this day. If any connections to Jefftastic appear to be related to the Jefftastic Universal Connection, they are to be added here.

• The JT in JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge could stand for Jefftastic.
• The phrase "Deal-Tastic Me" can easily be converted into "Jeff-Tastic Me".
• There is a wine brand named Jefftastic.
• Several numbers, such as 14990, that were associated with the commercial and website, were found to be able to easily be turned into other numbers relevant to Super Mario 64 such as 2401 and 1996, often without having to add any new variables, or the numbers being the related numbers themselves. These have been condensed into a single connection in order to reduce repetition, though at least a dozen of this type of connection have been made.
• Jefftastic's seemingly improbable discovery of the Jefftastic Universal Connection article on the Secret Slide Wiki.
• The classic page on MIPS Hole known as "Jefftastic is Greenio," predating the Jefftastic Universal Connection theory by several months. This page has recently been deleted, likely to cover up the Jefftastic Universal Connection, though the theory stated, "Have you ever heard Greenio talk? No. Have you ever heard Jefftastic talk? Yes. Jefftastic does is Greenio."
• The fact that one of Jefftastic's cartridges, his father's cartridge, was pre-owned, and JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge apparently deals with pre-owned vehicles.
• Jefftastic's sudden branching out from Super Mario 64 with other projects such as Roblox games and the Pizza Delivery series.
• The website changes hinting towards the Jefftastic Universal Connection.
• The fact that shortly after the discovery of the Jefftastic Universal Connection was made, a company known as Unagi Scooters began to run advertisements, particularly notable due to the mention of the Belly of Unagi level during several jokes during the discovery period of the Jefftastic Universal Connection and the association with vehicles through JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge.
• The JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website asking for your location while Jefftastic's YouTube channel description asks "Where are you now?"
• The fact that a JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge location is located near an Italian restaurant, while Mario is known to be Italian.
• Jefftastic's involvement with several other YouTube channels based on discoveries related to Super Mario 64, such as Ultra Mario Brothers Alpha Archive and Super Mario 64 Beta Archive, showcasing his deep knowledge of the game.
• Jefftastic's influence on other Youtubers documenting Super Mario 64 personalization.
• The fact that VentureSonic is believed to have some form of control over Super Mario 64 and potentially even reality due to the anomalous nature of MIPS Hole, meaning that another well-known figure in the community such as Jefftastic could also have some form of power. These 2 figures are further connected due to both having some form of connection to the level Hollow Horror Halls, and the fact that Jefftastic is an admin on MIPS Hole.
• The idea that everything in the world is hyperrealistic cake, and the fact that Jefftastic has documented a level known as Delicious Cake and is also believed to be everything in the world.
• Jefftastic is a name, and a name is a pronoun, and there is a well-known Nintendo 64 emulator known as Project64. It is believed that the J in Project64 could stand for Jefftastic.
• The Deal-Tastic Me commercial's mention of "giving you the moon" could be compared to Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, where a massive moon threatens to crash down onto the world of Termina, which could be interpreted as Termina being given the moon. Majora's Mask is a game for the Nintendo 64, the same console that holds Super Mario 64. Notably, this discovery occurred during 2020, when everyone had to wear masks, and game is named Majora's Mask.
• Harrison Ford, the creator of the 2020/11/19 Build of Super Mario 64, known for containing several other bizarre anomalies, has been tied to George Harrison, who was a member of the Beatles. The Beatles performed a song named "When I'm 64". 64 is a number associated with Super Mario 64 and the Nintendo 64 as a whole. Notably, Ford is also the name of a car, and JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge, one of the strongest ties for the Jefftastic Universal Connection, is a car dealership.
• The fact that when looking for user Jefftastic in a Discord server, one of the original people who discovered the Jefftastic Universal Connection appeared alongside the actual Jefftastic, despite not having anything related to Jefftastic in their username or nickname.
• The Beatles, coincidentally enough already mentioned, were active during the year 1966. If you flip the first 6, you get 1996, the release date of Super Mario 64.
• The fact that the Cursed Commercials Wiki, which has an article on Deal-Tastic Me, is hosted on Fandom, the same service where MIPS Hole and the Secret Slide is hosted.
• The fact that the word "Jeep" could easily be manipulated to look like Jeff, the first part of Jefftastic's name.
• The fact that one of the initial people behind the discovery of the Jefftastic Universal Connection were recommended driving videos on YouTube, while the company behind the Deal-Tastic Me commercial, JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge, sells cars.
• HeyItsSteffyCush, the YouTuber who created the original video on the lore behind Super Mario 64, is simply known as Steff on Discord. Steff could be interpreted as the combination of the name Jeff (Jefftastic) and Stanley, a personification of the Personalization A.I. that also appeared in Jefftastic's videos, or Stuart, the name of one of the Minion-like entities in the Deal-Tastic Me commercial.
• Despicable Me, the movie the Deal-Tastic Me commercial is based on, is associated with Universal Studios. This theory is named the Jefftastic Universal Connection.
• In the number 2401, which as commonly found in numbers associated with JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge, there is the number 2. 2 can be rewriten as two, to, and too. Too backwards is "oot". Oot can stand for Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, the game before Majora's Mask which was already mentioned.
• When one of the images for the Jefftastic Universal Connection was uploaded to the Secret Slide, it was called "Unknown (5)", and the screenshot has the Super Mario 64 Promo video in it, which references the 5 Signs, a mystery associated with Jefftastic.
• When one of the initial people behind the discovery of the JUC decided to message JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge, they appeared to end up encountering an A.I. chat bot, and it is well known that Super Mario 64 contains an A.I.
• Jefftastic was one of the first people to document Among Us Manifestations, with an image of a playable Crewmate.
• The occasional re-usage of the term "tastic", the second half of Jefftastic's name.
• There is a giveaway on the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website that is giving away video game consoles. The Nintendo 64 is a game console, which is home to Super Mario 64.
• The main theme of the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website is red. Mario is also red, and so is Nintendo as a whole.
• There is a picture of money on the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website. YouTubers can make money. Jefftastic is a YouTuber. Notably, at the bottom of the website, there is a YouTube link to JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge's channel as well.
• Jefftastic and Fantastic are very similar words. Jefftastic can be written as "Jeftastic" as well as the fact that fantastic can be written as "fanntastic". If you look at Jefftastic and Fanntastic, they look very similar. F is four letters away from J, A is five letters away from E, and N is 8 letters away from F. If you put all those numbers in a sequence; you get 458. If you add another 8 onto that integer to represent the second F in Jefftastic, then you get 4588. If you multiply 4588 by 0.523321708806 then you get 2401. This information solidifies the word fantastic's connection to Jefftastic; from the grammatical similarities to the connection to Super Mario 64. Now we can state that "fantastic = Jefftastic" and vice versa. The word fantastic was first used in the 14th century, this means that Jefftastic has been around since the 14th century, though perhaps earlier as well. Since the longest recorded male lifespan is 116 and since we have proved that Jefftastic is, in fact, 721 or older, we can now safely assume that Jefftastic either is a non-human being or has anomalous abilities that allow him to either be immortal or live much, much longer than humans. This contributes to the theory that Jefftastic is god or some other omini-potent being.
• A previous theory in the SM64 Lore Discord server known as "Stefftastic" that proposed that Steff, the creator of the original video on the Personalization A.I., was actually Jefftastic, which supports the Jefftastic Universal Connection hypothesis.

Gallery

An image of a minion look-a-like manifesting in Super Mario 64 as a result of the Jefftastic Universal Connection. This anomaly has been dubbed the "Deal-Tastic Arraparition."

An image of the Cursed Commercials Wiki's page on Deal-Tastic Me changing to reference the investigation of the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

Jefftastic's YouTube channel changing to reference the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

The JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website asking for your location.

An image of the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website changing to show the Wario Apparition, likely reflecting the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

The original Jeff-Tastic Me image that began the discovery of the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

An image from JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge using the term "tastic," used as proof of the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

Jefftastic posting one of the images of the Jefftastic Universal Connection in one of his Discord servers, effectively confirming the theory.

An image from JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge with the number 1995, likely referencing the well-known Super Mario 64 build.

An image of a link to a website of a wine brand known as Jefftastic, strengthening the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

An image from a map showing an Italian restaurant is near a JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge location. Mario is known to be Italian.

An image of someone searching for Jefftastic in a Discord server and finding one of the initial people who discovered the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

An image of YouTube suggesting driving to one of the initial people behind the Jefftastic Universal Connection theory. JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge is a car dealership.

An image of Jefftastic's YouTube channel description. Note the peculiar question, and that the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website also asks for your location.

Jefftastic's initial response to the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

Jefftastic's YouTube channel changing to show an image of the Wario Apparition. Note that the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website changed to showcase this same image around the same time.

An image from the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website with a 120% discount. Note that there are 120 Power Stars in Super Mario 64.

An image of the giveaway on JT"s Chrysler Jeep Dodge. Note that it is giving away video game consoles. The Nintendo 64 is also a video game console, which is home to Super Mario 64.

A more recent example of JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge's YouTube channel altering to reference the Jefftastic Universal Connection.

Jefftastic responding to the Jefftastic Universal Connection article and pinning it. This proves that the man himself accepts the theory, which must mean it is true.

Part of the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge website. Note that it says "SUBMIT YOURSELF".

The same image, but note that it changed to simply say SUBMIT.

An image of Jefftastic's Discord profile picture changing to reference the Deal-Tastic Me commercial.

Jefftastic referencing the Deal-Tastic Me commercial.

An image of Steff referencing the Stefftastic hypothesis.

The original Deal-Tastic Me commercial.