Tick Tock Glock

Tick Tock Glock is a course in Super Mario 64 that is exactly like Tick Tock Clock, but a gun rests at the start of the stage. Once the gun is picked up, the game instantly turns text based. Here are a few reported recordings of the text adventure.

Report 1: Indian Guy Playing Super Mario 64
''Mario wakes up after touching a black Glock handgun, being passed out for who knows how long. All that matters now is that he has a gun, and he's ready to kill anything in his path!'' The screen reads this text, as the Indian Guy playing Super Mario 64 stares at the TV.

Indian Guy: (HINDI) "This isn't Mario 64! Where did you get this?"

Indian Guy's Brother: (HINDI) "What do you mean? I bought it off of some random!"

Indian Guy: (HINDI) "We need to take this in! It is saying about Mario having a gun!"

Indian Guy's Brother: (HINDI) "You're joking! Show me the screen!"

Both of the Indian Guys start screaming uncontrollably and begin peeing and farting constantly. The video ends here.

Report 2: Nintendo Headquarters
''Mario wakes up after touching a black Glock handgun, being passed out for who knows how long. All that matters now is that he has a gun, and he's ready to kill anything in his path!'' The screen reads this text, as a Japanese play tester scratches his head.

Play Tester: (JAPANESE) "Why did we add a gun to Mario 64...?"

Suddenly, an army of people in questionably stained black jackets and ciggarettes start doing a conga line into the play testing room. They all begin speaking Canadian.

Canadian Army: (CANADIAN) "TICK TOCK CLOCK MORE LIKE TICK TOCK GLOCK!"

Play Tester: (JAPANESE) "What the fuck???"

Canadian Army: (CANADIAN) "TICK TOCK GLOCK! TICK TOCK GLOCK!"

The play tester then begins calling someone on his phone who starts speaking english.

Phone Guy: (ENGLISH) He-hey! Glad you came back for another night! I promise, it'll be a LOT more interesting this time! We found som-some great new relics over the weekend, and were out tracking down a new lead RIGHT NOW! So, uhh- let me just update you real quick, then you can get to work. Like, the attraction opens in like a week, so we have to make sure EVERYTHING works, and nothing catches on fire! Uhm, when the place opens, people will come in at the opposite end of the building, and works their towards you, and PASS you, and out the exit. Uh, yeah you've officially become part of the attraction. Uh, you'll be starring as... The Security Guard! So not only will you be monitoring the people on the camera as they pass through, you know, to make sure no one STEALS anything or, (makes out?) at the corner, but you'll also be a part of the show! It'll make it feel, really authentic I think. Uh, now let me tell you about what's new. We found another set of drawings, always nice, AND A FOXY HEAD! Which we think could be authentic! Then again, it might just be another crappy cosplay. And we found a Desk fan, very old school, metal though, so watch the fingers! Uh, heh! Uhm, right now the place is basically just, you know, FLASHING LIGHTS and SPOOKY PROPS. I honestly thought we'd have more by now, uh so if we don't have anything really cool by next week, we may have to suit you up in a (Freddy/Furry?) suit, and make you walk around saying: "BOOO!" Hehe. Uh, but you know like I said, were trying to track down, a good lead right now. Uh, some guy who helped design one of the buildings, said there was like, an extra room that got boarded up..? Or something like that. So! Were gonna take a peak, and see what we can find. Uh, for now just get comfortable with the new setup. You can check the security cameras over on your right, with a click of that blue button. Uh, you can toggle between the Hall cams and the Vent cams. Uh, then over on your far left, you can flip up your maintenance panel. You know, use this to reboot any systems that may go offline. Uh, in trying to make the place feel more vintage we have overdone it a bit! Heh heh. Some of this equipment is BARELY functional! Uh, I wasn't joking about the fire, that- that's a real risk. Uhm, but the MOST IMPORTANT THING, you have to watch for, is the Ventilation. Look, this place will give you the spooks man, and if you let that ventilation go offline, then you'll start seeing some craaazy stuff man, keep that air blowing! Ok, keep an eye on things, and we'll try to have something new for ya' tomorrow night."

Play Tester: (JAPANESE) "Kill me."

Does anyone read these
''Mario wakes up after touching a black Glock handgun, being passed out after being raped who knows how long. All that matters now is that he has a gun, and he's ready to kill anything in his path!'' The screen reads this text, as Mario looks intensely at it.

Mario: (ITALIAN) "Luigi! Look at this fucking shit!"

Luigi: (ITALIAN) "Mario! No profanity!"

Princess Peach: (PIG LATIN) "Pee"

Report 4: SM64 Dev Cart Stolen By Sega
''Mario wakes up after touching a black Glock handgun, being passed out from a rave party done hours ago. All that matters now is that he has a gun, and he's ready to kill anything in his path!'' The screen reads this text, as the person playing is frozen there wondering what is going on.

Player: (JAPANESE) "Wow.. I never expected them to... give Mario out of all people a gun."

SEGA Employee: (JAPANESE) "Are you on drugs again?"

Player: (JAPANESE) "What? No! Look at this. I can throw the gun at an enemy, or shoot them."

''The player then shoots a goomba. The goomba dies with blood as well, meaning this copy was very personalized.''

SEGA Employee: (JAPANESE) "WHAT THE FUCK???"

The player accidentally presses a button, switching Mario to Luigi with an AK-47.

Player: (JAPANESE) "IM NOW SOME SORT OF GREEN MARIO IN THIS CLOCK STAGE WITH A GOD DAMN AK-47"

SEGA Employee: (JAPANESE) "I FEEL ODD"

The SEGA Employee starts ascending into the air, disintegrating, continuously shouting out "ULTRA MARIO BROTHERS"

Player: (JAPANESE) "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON"

The player's eyes see the world crack into two pieces, with Mario and Luigi staring at him.

Player: (JAPANESE) "FUCKKKKK I NEED TO GET THIS CARTRIDGE OUT OF HERE"

The Player starts running, until he starts SHITTING UNCONTROLLABLY in which he FALLS TO THE FLOOR AND OPENS A PORTAL TO THE 2ND FUCKING DIMENSION

The rest of the story is unknown, but the cartridge was later found in a flea store. The End!