The Trollge Anomaly

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Mental Invasion Event
A Mental Invasion Event goes through several phases. The first phase is immediately after the Mental Invasion Event is caused by the anomalous entity, which will be characterized by the victim suddenly encountering many more images and advertisements related to the "Trollface" internet meme and various associated memes when browsing the internet, specifically a variant of the Trollface meme known as the "Trollge," being a much scarier Trollface that does terrible things.

The second phase occurs an hour after the event, and is the proper beginning of the Mental Invasion. It begins with the victim suddenly thinking of the Trollface and Trollge memes without prompting, and talking about them online or in-person without any reason for the conversation to occur. If you encounter someone who appears to enter this phase, it is recommended to cease contact with them as it is possible for the Mental Invasion to spread if contact is made with a victim of the Trollge Anomaly.

The third phase begins after the Mental Invasion has been spread to 5 other victims, or after 10 hours if this is not achieved, and it begins with the victim creating several images of the Trollface or Trollge memes, particularly being a 4-6 panel comic that begins normally as a guide to do something, and descends into madness, eventually ending with a disturbing image of the Trollge, as well as a date and name of an "incident". These incidents, or incidents similar to them, usually occur in real life shortly after the comics are created.

The fourth phase begins when 25 Trollge comics have been created by the victim, or 24 hours passes if this is not achieved. It begins with the victim suddenly becoming very tall and slim, losing any obesity or muscle mass that may have been present. They will begin repeating the activities in phase 2 and phase 3 repeatedly until the fifth and final phase begins.

The final phase, the fifth phase, begins when the second and third phases have been repeated 5 times, or a week passes after the beginning of the Mental Invasion if this is not achieved. The victim will suddenly appear identical to the strange entity they had encountered in Super Mario 64, and begin to attack nearby people and animals and kill them in brutal ways, mimicking the events that occur in the comics they had created. If a victim in the fifth phase of Mental Invasion has been located, it is advised to kill them immediately by any means necessary, as they cannot be saved. It is worth noting that it is not possible to prevent any phases from progressing after the Mental Invasion begins.

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