User:Ultra64Detective2401/Alpha Hole

Alpha Hole was a fake wiki based on the premise:“What if MIPS Hole got the Alpha Archive treatment?”

However, Alpha Hole’s formula has already been established and gotten stale. Plus, the things Alpha Hole was meant to be a parody of have stopped happening. This makes Alpha Hole both dated and stale, and thus, it is now dead. This therefore serves as an archive.

Main page of Alpha Hole here

WARNING:Alpha Hole (That’s THIS fake wiki!) is filled with memes, horrible pages, and very high levels of random chaos. Staying too long in one sitting may result in a loss of IQ.

A (somewhat outdated, but still mostly correct) detailed explanation on what exactly Alpha Hole is can be found here.

jam is going to sieze alpha hole if he is not given 5 bucks in 2.7527962 hours

oh no not Alpha hole! NOOO-

Eh he can try. He’ll probably just make it funnier.

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what do you mean this already exists

the joke pages? Those are new original jokes not memeified versions of the original anomalies

Secret Slide? Might not be as strict as MIPS hole but it takes itself seriously nowadays. They might have been Alpha Hole in the past, but this is Alpha Hole in the present.

q&a or whatever:

q:are these serious articles

a:no they’re not alpha hole is a meme wiki

q:wait if you have an article on an anomaly does that mean I can’t report the same anomaly on MIPS Hole?

a:NO. It doesn’t.

q:What if I copy/pasted the Alpha Hole article over to mainspace MIPS Hole?

a:For the love of the iceberg DON’T. That’s one of the fastest ways to get the article deleted, and you might get it marked a Ztar Article. If you’re going to make an article about an anomaly described in Alpha Hole, PLEASE PLEASE change it to the point where it’s actually plausible and not riddled with typos. You’re probably better off just rewriting the whole thing from scratch keeping only the basic anomaly name intact.

Q:I want to make an Alpha Hole Article!

A:Previously you were able to do that. Now, however, Alpha Hole is dead. No more articles.

Q:This isn’t random enough! I want something even MORE over-the-top

A:You’re in good luck, TheInternalPlexus made just that! Check out MIPS Pit!

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