User:Weirdweirdweirdo/Archived Pages/Goombruh

The Goombruh is an anomaly that only appears on a specific cartridge, which has the Minecraft Enchanting Table language written on it, roughly translating to "Noob". When turned on, Mario will have a Goomba head instead of his regular head. Every sound effect is replaced with the "Bruh" meme. Instances of the White-eyed AAAAAAAAA are much more common. Every enemy besides the Chain Chomp appears to be replaced with a Goomba, and the bosses replaced with Goomboss from Super Mario 64 DS. When you reach Dire, Dire Docks, the Wario Apparition will appear and cause the player to die due to the Screaming Mario Anomaly but affecting the actual player instead of Mario. However, if they manage to enter Dire, Dire Docks before the Wario Apparition appears, they will appear in a course called "The Truth" Which appears as the Mario 64 Iceberg. When they swim to the bottom, the cartridge will explode with the power of a nuclear missile. There have been no survivors.

Theories
It is currently unknown what has caused the cartridge to become this way, as well as the cause of the Screaming Mario Anomaly in this cartridge. It is believed the Enchanting Table language written on it has cursed the cartridge, though how is a mystery. The iceberg's manifestation is believed to be a reward from the AI for escaping the Wario Apparition, only to kill the player to stop them from revealing the truth, as well as any witnesses.