The MIPS Hole Movie

The MIPS Hole Movie refers to a script written by user Weirdweirdweirdo, referred to as Jim in the script, detailing the plot of a potential MIPS Hole Movie, containing several jokes and references to people and MIPS Hole pages. It was positively received by those who read it, except by some of those who were killed off, because they didn't appreciate being murdered and such denied a larger role in the story. The plot of the movie is that several members of the Super Mario 64 community are trapped inside of the game and have to explore and eventually find a way out... Probably. The original Google doc where the script was written can be found here.

Transcript
The movie begins with Jim, one of the main characters, actually a human right now, going through a collection of Super Mario 64 cartridges that they “found in a rather unorthodox manner,” referencing the stereotype of finding cartridges in like a landfill or something in phenomena reports. He pulls out one with “DO NOT PLAY THIS IDIOT” written on it in permanent marker and puts it into a Special 64 because we need page representation. Suddenly a weird, large hand sticks out of the TV and pulls Jim into the game, and it has a compilation of a ton of other people being pulled into the TV by the hand, all humans because of course they are.

Now everybody, now using their (most common) avatars falls into the Castle Grounds. There’s a lot of people, such as Jim, SigmaShield, VentureSonic, etc. etc. You get the gist. There’s also some people from the rival faction: Super Mario 64 Lore, such as Wario 64, Redbees, Steff, etc. etc. You get the idea, everybody is here, there’s a Smash Ultimate joke I could make but I really don’t feel like it.

Marionova64, standing up from the ground and looking around: Uhhh… What the-

Marionova is immediately crushed to death by Sigma falling from the sky since he’s the Eternal Star statue. Laugh. There’s gonna be a lot of cameos from random people for the sole purpose of being murdered as part of a gag. Oh yeah, Jim is busy beating olistepsforward to death in the background. There’s also a lot of minor dialogue in the background that nobody cares to read, showing off some more random cameos.

SpyBoxOnline: Oh, hey, we’re in Super Mario 64. That’s… Confusing. Did the Personalization A.I.-

Sigma: Are we just ignoring how in the world we got here?

Jim, walking in front of the crowd after beating Oli into a bloody pulp: Forget that, let’s find some Power Stars and get the hell out of here.

Everybody walks into the Princess Peach’s Castle, while Sigma is left behind because he can’t move.

Sigma: Guys? Guys, I can’t move, I’m a statue. Guys? Guys, don’t leave me behind! GUYS!

We cut into the castle, and a ton of people group up and break down a ton of doors, allowing everyone to split up so I don’t need to constantly pick up random people to give dialogue. I still do, but- Whatever.

Jim, RazorBloxy, CoolMan22, Seemetheone, MadisonF 2991 and MegaTy7 all go into Bob-omb Battlefield, with some background arguing as a reference to some conflicts I don’t need to go over. They go to the Chain Chomp, which has apparently become the White-Eyed AAAAAAAAAAA, and SpyBox is observing it.

SpyBox: Hmm… I’m into that.

SpyBox is then eaten by the White-Eyed AAAAAAAAAAAAAA and dies. While it’s distracted, Jim uses Madison to smash the pole into the ground to release the White-Eyed AAAAAAAAAAA, and Madison is just kinda left on the ground dead with their skull shattered as the White-Eyed AAAAAAAA breaks the gate, allowing for the crew to grab a Power Star as it jumps off into nonexistence. They are warped back to the castle as people show up with some other Power Stars, and someone had given Sigma the Wing Cap so he could fly around.

Ven: So how many Power Stars do we have now? We don’t really have a way of telling.

Razor: You do know we can just count, right?

Ven: What’s counting?

Anyways, everyone looks around, and it turns out that Jim had BLJ-ed through the second floor’s door and had found a fourth floor. The BLJ conveniently broke the door because plot convenience. Everyone goes up and Jim reunites with the group, finding the Bowser Room, using Planet Bobstar’s theme, who is present and has a moment that is skipped over because it’s entirely for a gag. Suddenly the room unravels into a massive platform as a group of hooded figures approach.

??? 1: Hello. We are the Gigaleak ers. It appears you manage to have located the copy of Super Mario 64 that we sealed “It” into. “It” has dragged you all into here. We have been trying to use our knowledge to destroy it. However, with you here, it is draining your life force and is going to destroy everything. So we need to destroy you.

Jim: How about no?

Gigaleaker 2: Oh, okay. Guess we’re gonna leave now.

Gigaleaker 1: No we aren’t! We need to-

Gigaleaker 2: But they told us we don’t need to-

Gigaleaker 1 smacks Gigaleaker 2 who falls off of the massive platform and probably dies. The other Gigaleakers just kinda watch in silence.

Jim: Now what, are you gonna fight us?

Gigaleaker 3: I think so-

Jim, being an alligator because that’s his current Discord profile picture, tears Gigaleaker 3’s arm off.

Gigaleaker 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Gigaleaker 1 throws Jim off of Gigaleaker 3, who just bleeds out on the ground, and Gigaleaker 4 pulls out a sword, which Jim grabs in his mouth and before anything cool can happen, Bowser drops down and crushes the Gigaleakers to death.

Bowser: Hey, you pack of freaks! What happened to my room?!

BlackJoystick: We just kinda walked in here and those people you just crushed to death made it unfold into this platform.

Bowser: Oh. Well, I’ve noticed you’re trying to take my Power Stars! And I won’t stand for tha-

Jim rams into his leg, tripping him and making him fall off of the platform.

Jim: You wan’t stand for that, but you will fall down to your death. Anyways, how do we get out of-

Gigaleaker 1 stands up, somehow still alive, and dives at Jim, sending them both plummeting into the void.

GummyLeeches: Yeah! Good ridda-

The sword, which had been sliding on the platform since the Gigaleaker took Jim out, trips Gummy and sends him falling off of the platform as well. The platform re-folds into the Bowser Room because…. Yes.

MegaTy: So, do we try and find that “It” thing that the Gigaleakers talked about?

Razor: People just died, and you’re not even gonna-

Everyone had walked away and Razor was left by himself.

Razor: Oh.

Cut to the basement, where the people from Super Mario 64 Lore are looking around. They end up walking into the Dire, Dire Docks hallway, and surprise surprise, the Wario Apparition appears... and begins singing that Wario Apparition musical thing because comedy. Wario 64 just runs into it, knocking it through the Dire, Dire Docks portal, never to be seen again. They used that shoulder bash move from Wario Land I don’t remember the name of. Because they’re Wario.

Ven shows up, and the SM64 Lore crew and Ven stare at each other for a very long time before speaking.

Steff: So… Let me guess.

Ven: Yes. All the anomalies here are from my doing. MIPS Hole has free reign over this copy, and it’s anomalies are running rampant. And you can’t do anything about it.

Steff: Yes I can-

Suddenly, the Dire, Dire Docks hallway disconnects from the rest of the castle and falls into the void, taking the group from SM64 Lore with it.

Ven: That’s what I thought. So long, old “friends.”

Anyways, suddenly the Old Spice Apparition appears and chases Ven out of the basement and to Bob-omb Battlefield, where some people are scavenging. Some chaos ensues and some people probably die, before the Old Spice Apparition is shot by Fluvian, who shows up on the scene with the rest of the notable people from The Preservation Project.

Fluvian: Hello there. We’re going to destroy everything that isn’t the beta. And we don’t like you folks from MIPS Hole. So now we’re going to kill you-

Suddenly, the mountain falls over and crushes them all to death, with the Child of Big Bob-omb having revealed itself to have been the one to knock the mountain over. It walks away and leads the group to Bob-omb Village (the better one). There, they meet Stanley, who is arguing with a user named Stanley who also became Stanley. It’s very weird to explain.

Stanley (Character): Stop impersonating me, you Mimic!

Stanley (User): Among Us.

Upon saying that, the area around them warps into the Skeld and several Among Us crewmates appear, because I needed to shove in the Among Us Manifestations joke page here somehow.

Stanley (Character): I’m going to stop this madness. All of you weirdos randomly showing up has been ruining my day, and I’m ending this right here and right now!

Upon saying this, Stanley flies up and pulls out several Power Ztars and transforms into Reginald, and begins attacking the user Stanley with the attacks Reginald has that were outlined in the Fifth Floor page, and CoolMan, having stood in the background, throws the user Stanley the gun that Fluvian had used to kill the Old Spice Apparition. User Stanley begins to shoot at Reginald, eventually causing Reginald to fall from the sky and turn back into Stanley, before Eric appears and blocks Stanley from being attacked again.

Eric: Don’t hurt him- Wait…. What?

Stanley (User): You’re not seeing double- Well, you technically are, but there’s multiple of us now for some reason.

Eric: Wait, so am I defending the wrong one or-

Stanley (User): No, you’re defending the right one.

Eric: Oh, okay. So-

Eric is shot and falls down to the floor, dead.

Stanley (User): THERE CAN ONLY BE-

The user Stanley is then killed by the Among Us impostor because this is still in the Skeld, and Pietro_Ultra shows up and looks at them.

Pietro: The script told me to make a joke about the VS Impostor mod for Friday Night Funkin’ I helped with, but no. I quit.

Pietro then walks into the void and dies, and everyone just kinda warps back to the castle somehow, which is now in shambles with nobody in sight. The remaining group walks back outside, and sees everyone looking at a floating black humanoid with a red star on their chest, glowing red eyes, a red cape, and a massive smile.

Tim Gaming: Tim Gaming.

Hornet: Wait a minute… JIM?!

Yeah, this guy is actually Sorcerer Jim, an evil version of Jim from the AI Dungeons Jim, Tim Gaming, Hornet and Stanley have done.

Jim: Yep. Now, watch this!

Jim fires a magic blast at Sigma, blowing him up and turning the star part of the statue that.. He is into the Eternal Star, which Jim takes to increase his power.

Jim: Anyways, this world is mine now. And you know what I’m gonna do? I’M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL! I’ve had so much pent up frustration from you people, and THIS ENDS NOW!

MegaTy: Didn’t most of the people you’ve argued with already die?

Jim: I don’t care, I’m a psychopath!

Jim then throws a massive ball of energy at the crowd, blowing up a majority of the people, though someone from the group who went to Bob-omb Battlefield held onto a Power Ztar and threw it into the 120-star cannon, and fires it at Jim, and it conveniently made a big energy blast that knocks Jim through the stained glass of the castle which collapses and a familiar large black hand reaches up from the debris, and “It” reveals itself, being a large black humanoid sticking out of the rubble.

The Eternal Star flies up from the debris, being released from Jim’s control, which is grabbed by Jefftastic, who goes into a super mode because they’re Jefftastic and are awesome enough to do that. They throw pizza and other references to stuff they’ve done at “It,” before eventually being pinned against the edge of the world by “It.” However, “It” is shot from behind by someone holding the gun from earlier, temporarily distracting it and suddenly the sword from the Gigaleakers falls from the sky. Why? Because the castle is actually in the sky above the grounds unloaded, and the 4th Floor is the highest floor so it took a while to land.

Anyways, Jefftastic takes the sword and plunges it into the heart of “It,” causing “It” to fall backwards and die, exploding into a blast of darkness, and the remaining people are warped into the Eternal Fort. They navigate the fortress, eventually reaching the top where the ghost of the Nintendissident resides, who looks at Planet Bobstar.

Bobstar: DISSIDENT?!

Dissident: Yes, it is I. I’ve been waiting for you. It appears you’ve come here seeking the truth.

Bobstar: We were sent here against our will, but we may as well find the truth while we’re here. What is it, Dissident?!

Dissident: The truth is… There is no truth. It was all a red herring. It was all a lie. All the time we spent searching for this fort was a waste.

Bobstar: No… You…. You’re lying! You’ve lied before, and you’re lying now!

Dissident: If only it was that simple. Lie after lie, I’m finally telling the truth. But there is a dark secret amongst one of you.

Bobstar: Who…

Ven steps forward, and looks at the Dissident, and then turns around towards everyone else.

Dissident: Tell them.

Ven remains silent, and takes off their face, revealing it to be a mask, and that they were secretly Shigeru Miyamoto.

Miyamoto: Yes, it’s me. This is the final truth.

Everyone except for Miyamoto and the Dissident stare in shock, and Miyamoto begins laughing.

Miyamoto: Every anomaly.. Every oddity… The Personalization A.I. itself… It’s all because of me. I have caused you all to come here today by creating the one thing that binds you together. And now I’m going to destroy it. With all of you in it.

Upon saying that, Miyamoto stomps on the ground, and the fort begins to crumble. Miyamoto then creates a portal to the Shadow Realm.

Miyamoto: You’re all going to my personal Hell!

However, another familiar black hand sticks out from the portal and grabs Miyamoto by the leg.

Jim: Saying “you all” is a fancy way of saying everyone, and you’re part of that everyone, Miyamoto! I’m taking you to Brazil!

Miyamoto: NO! Get off of me!

Miyamoto and Jim struggle, eventually with Jim pulling Miyamoto into the Shadow Realm, both falling into the endless void inside as Miyamoto screams. The Dissident looks around, panicked, before following after them into the Shadow Realm. Suddenly, a bright white light appears that doesn’t mean anything in particular and is up to interpretation. It then zooms out from the TV in Jim’s living room, which is now displaying static, as Jam, Jim’s evil twin, walks up, grabs the cartridge out of the Special 64, causing the TV to cut to black, and walks away. The credits then roll.

In a post credits sequence, Miyamoto and the Dissident are shown to be trapped at the Cube of Shame inside of the Shadow Realm.

Miyamoto: We’re going to get our revenge, mark my words!

Dissident: Yeah, but your powers have been nullified here. We’re just trapped here with no way out.

Miyamoto: We may be trapped here, but if we get out, my powers will return, and we will get our revenge on those who wronged us!

Dissident: It sure would be helpful if we had that supposed truth inside of the Eternal Fort to enlighten us enough to know how to get out, huh, Shigeru?

Miyamoto: ...Fuck.

The scene then ends with a zoom out showing off other parts of the Shadow Realm and ending on a platform with Sorcerer Jim looking towards the Cube of Shame, before clenching their fist as the movie actually ends with a mysterious voice saying “Yep, that’s going in MIPS Hole Moment”.

Plenty of room for a sequel, right? That sequel won’t happen, it was just bait. Unless Jim gets bored enough. Oh yeah, this was also loosely inspired by that one deleted joke page that’s also about a MIPS Hole Movie.