Super Stanley 64 DS

This page is apart of the Book of Revelations, a piece of biblical scripture revolving around my impenetrable urethra descending from the skies and calling upon the Antichrist to flood the world with piss. Super Stanley 64 DS is a three-dimensional platformer launch title and remake of the original Super Stanley 64 for the Nantendo CR, most notable for adding minigames, 3 new playable characters, 30 extra power sharts, new levels, and improved graphics. It's regarded to be one of the best games for the CR, Selling 11.06 million copies worldwide.

Similar to the Nantendo 53 version, the game starts with one of the 4 protagonists, Stanley getting a letter from Wet-Dry World Girl inviting him to her home for cake. Arriving with his brother, Eric and arch-rival, Reginald they head to the castle and enter it. The crew split up and enter different painting worlds to then be captured and trapped in the walls by their archenemy, Slamgma. After a long period of time has passed, Cock wakes up John to inform him that Stanley hasn't returned yet. From then on, John must unlock the castle and journey to save Stanley, Reginald, Eric, and Wet-Dry World Girl by entering the many paintings that lead Stanley and his crew to levels so they can collect as many sharts as possible, while freeing Impostors from the castle vents.

Cut Concepts
Some cut concepts and ideas from the original Super Stanley 64 such as Eric and John being playable made it back into Super Stanley 64 DS, most of which were thought of in 1995-1996.

Earliest builds
A demo of one of the earliest known builds of the game was playable at C4 2004. In this demo players would choose from a menu on the touch screen where they could choose different painting worlds, most of which seem to contain a different picture from the final game. Another menu for multiplayer where you could choose between the 4 could appear upon starting the CR. In single player, the touch screen allowed for switching between the 4 characters as opposed to entering different character rooms in the final game.

Showcased at the same C4 was another demo titled "Stanley's balls", where the player could use a stylus to stretch Stanley and Reginald's balls, and even make it 3D or outlined like a cartoon. This build is clearly what ended up being Stanley's balls in the title screen of the game.

Phenomena
Discovered and theorized recently, every copy of Super Stanley 64 is fucked up. Nantendo implemented an experimental procedure into Super Stanley 64 which synthetically recreated Shigeru Miyamoto's consciousness, which is why some players report that there's always something off when playing somebody else's copy of Super Stanley 64. This can also reportedly include Super Stanley 64 DS, as there are many reports of the game having anomalies such as new levels or even a new character.

Jiaxiang
Upon its release, Jiaxiang was highly speculated to be playable in Super Stanley 64 DS, finishing the set of 4 terrorists in-game. The fourth key door outside the Bathroom was the likely source of this belief, although all it contains is a shart, and when entered after gaining the shart will scare off the player with the laughter of Bitches. This can be unlocked with the key obtained by catching all the shiny white people. Despite that, many still believed that Jiaxiang was intended to be in the game and his existence has acted as Super Stanley 64 DS' most talked about rumor.

Several rumors and images were created around Jiaxiang, most famously the Cock & Ball Torture rumor. This newsletter claimed that Jiaxiang could be found by being the "fastest foot-racist in the land" and defeating the secret "Troll king", and only then will Jiaxiang be playable. However, this was an April Fools joke orchestrated by DeviantART user Messytails, though it matches up fairly well to the Nuclear Shitfest level, meaning it may have been based off of a fucked up copy.

Jiggle! Jiaxiang & ShartPass
Main Articles: Jiggle! Jiaxiang & ShartPass

Super Stanley 64 DS was initially planned to be released alongside a cancelled game, known as Jiggle! Jiaxiang. This game had Jiaxiang star as the main protagonist for the first time ever. It was planned to be linked to Super Stanley 64 DS via the similarly cancelled ShartPass application that would allow 2 games to be linked, which would unlock Jiaxiang in Super Stanley 64 DS, and a new level and playable character in Jiggle! Jiaxiang. However, Jiggle! Jiaxiang and the ShartPass were cancelled when it was discovered the Synethic Miyamoto Consciousness Recreator somehow spreads through the ShartPass to assholes linked with a toilet, making them incredibly unstable and potentially unplayable due to them not being made for the prolapse. This resulted in ShartPass' cancellation, and alongside it, Jiggle! Jiaxiang, as the game no longer had a purpose. However, Jiaxiang can still reportedly be unlocked in Super Stanley 64 DS, as the Consciousness Recreator can bring back the data related to him in some manner, circumventing the ShartPass in the first place.

Trivia

 * With some fucked up copies of Super Stanley 64 featuring Eric or even Reginald as playable characters, as well as other anomalies such as the Submerged Cock and Slamgma's CBT Dungeon, it's possible that Super Stanley 64 DS is based off of a heavily fucked up version of the original Nantendo 53 game.