User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Munted Mountain

Munted Mountain is the worst course in Super Mario 64. In some personalized copies of the game, it replaces Tall, Tall Mountain as the 12th course in the game. It is usually given as a troll to players that suck, or when the AI is fed up with your bullshit.

Missions

 * 1) SCALE MUNTED MOUNTAIN
 * 2) WRATH OF THE MONKEY CAGE
 * 3) SCARY COINS, RED 'SHROOMS
 * 4) MASOCHIST'S MOUNTAINSIDE
 * 5) HORRIFYING VIEW FROM HELL
 * 6) BLAST TO THE EVIL MUSHROOM
 * 7) 100 COIN STAR

Scale Munted Mountain
Scale Munted Mountain is the first star in Munted Mountain, and it is simply placed at the top of the mountain. However, due to the nature of Munted Mountain, this star is extremely difficult. Additionally, in most copies, it disappears if you don't get to it fast enough. The exact time varies, but as most people generally spend at least a few hours before getting to the top, the exact time doesn't matter too much.

Wrath of the Monkey Cage
Wrath of the Monkey Cage is a significantly harder version of the original course's "Mystery of the Monkey Cage" mission. This mission is very anomalous, as nobody knows how a monkey cage can feel anger. Scientists have tried to conduct research on how a monkey cage can feel anger, but they all went mad because of the annoying level design.

Scary Coins, 'Red Shrooms
Scary Coins, 'Red Shrooms requires Mario to collect 16 red 1-Up Mushrooms throughout the course. These are all extremely difficult to get to. Additionally, the red 1-Up Mushrooms actually take away 1 life instead of giving Mario 1 life, meaning that you need at least 17 lives to complete this star. The mission also features coins that are very scary and make the level the scariest in the game.

Masochist's Mountainside
Masochist's Mountainside is a course that is similar to Mysterious Mountainside in that it requires Mario to complete a slide. However, this slide takes about an hour to complete, and is filled to the brim with trolls such as fake floor and other challenges like mazes and extremely narrow paths. This star is so stupid that nobody has ever obtained it, however it has been said that it is thought to be humanly possible with extreme patience. It has been obtained through TAS, which is how we know that it takes an hour to complete.

Horrifying View from Hell
Despite the name, this mission has nothing to do with Hell. However, as Munted Mountain is worse than Hell, you should still be scared. Praying to Jesus won't save you now.

Blast to the Evil Mushroom
In this star, you must use a cannon placed in the most annoying spot, opened by a Bob-Omb Buddy that is hidden surprisingly and annoyingly well. Then, you must make a nearly pixel-perfect shot with the cannon to an extremely faraway mushroom that has the star on it.

100 Coin Star
The 100 Coin Star is incredibly difficult, as coins in this level are few and far between. Almost all of the coins are from killing enemies, and the rest are in extremely annoying spots.

Geography
Munted Mountain is very similar to Tall, Tall Mountain, but approximately 10x as tall and extremely difficult, in the most annoying way possible. Most players who encounter this stage never get a single star from it because they get too pissed off and break their N64. The level commonly features numerous trolls, such as coins that hurt you, extremely high amounts of teleporters that send you to the start of the stage, and fake floors that send you to the abyss. The level also has overwhelmingly precise platforming, and occasional bullshit such as an extremely high amount of Chuckyas packed into one place. Additionally, the path ahead is usually extremely out of the way and incredibly tough to find.

Negative Emotional Aura
Munted Mountain has a Negative Emotional Aura similar to the one from Tick Tock Clock, in that it makes people pissed off. It was thought that this might be due to the piss-ass level design, but surprisingly, a few people found that just standing still in the level still pissed them off. This aura has been described as an "ass aura" because the A.I. is an asshole because it gives people this course.

Additionally, when the player is attempting the "Horrifying View from Hell" mission, the Negative Emotional Aura also gives the player fear, so not only are they pissed off, they also pissed their pants. This makes the mission very sucky because nobody likes it.

Reports
As this stage is relatively rare, I went to various people and interviewed them for information.

Report #1
Reporter: Have you ever heard of the Super Mario 64 course Munted Mountain?

Subject: I am extremely disappointed in you. You are the worst son I could have possibly imagined. You make me wish I'd never had you.

Reporter: But mom-

Subject: Get the fuck out of my house, you ball-sucking trash can.

Reporter: But-

Subject: GET OUT, YOU LOUSY PILE OF FILTH!

Reporter: OKAY, THAT'S IT!

(Several gunshots and the sound of the subject screaming can be heard.)

Report #2
Reporter: Have you ever heard of the Super Mario 64 course Munted Mountain?

Subject: Who are you? Get the fuck out of my house or I'm calling the police.

Reporter: Uh

Report #3
Reporter: Have you ever heard of the Super Mario 64 course Munted Mountain?

Subject: What the fuck does "Munted" mean?

Reporter: No clue.

Subject: I remember playing that stage when I was a kid. It made me go bald.

Reporter: What?

Subject: It also made my testicles fall off.

Reporter: What the fuck?

Subject: It also made my guts and organs fall out through my mouth and then caused me and my dog to explode.

Reporter: What the fuck are you talking about?

Subject: Then it cursed me with all five of my senses eternally facing the worst possible feeling. I am going to take my own life. Thank you.

Reporter: Wait no-

Subject: Would you also like me to take yours?

Reporter: I'm just going to get away from here.

Report #4
Reporter: Have you ever heard of the Super Mario 64 course Munted Mountain?

Subject: Meow.

Reporter: I see. What was it like?

Subject: Meow.

Reporter: Okay, okay, no need for the fowl language. And would you say the Urchin Pinnacle Theorists were more turquoise or fuchsia?

Subject: Meow.

Reporter: What the fuck am I doing with my life...

Report #5
Reporter: Have you ever heard of-

Subject: W'ell eh s'pose dat in tis paln't, aeyniyithieiyeng kulled hay-pen. W'en eh wass walk'ng t'wurds m' tu'nip, m' tasteh-colls felled off my pahness, an' den m' ehs falled outta deir suckets! An' my-

Reporter: I can't understand a single word of what you're daying.

Subject: Lis'en haer, li'l cheyeld. N' dis 'conoame, ya nead to robe baehnks an' et trayrsh out da juankyurd ta suvaeive. Ya'll foalkers nead to go an' fack yur'self an' fine yur'self a giarlfraiend b'foare de wuorauld all goahes ta craep. Sha'll geatya thraugh da taegh taeims n' ya liyaf, an' den sha'll boreak up wath ya at da woarste poaessaible teyam. Ya will den nead ta-

Reporter: Okay, old man. Shut up. I'm going to interview someone else.

Report #6
Reporter: Have you ever heard of Super Mario 64-

Subject: What's Super Mario 64?

Reporter: Nevermind.

Report #7
Reporter: Have you ever heard of Super Mario 64's Munted Mountain?

Reporter: Why yes, I have. I've been interviewing people about it for the past month.

Reporter: So how has it been going?

Reporter: Not well. I'm so desperate that I'm interviewing myself now!

Reporter: That must be awkward.

Theories
Nobody knows what "munted" means. However, the leading theory is that it means "Under the influence of alcohol or drugs" and "irreparably damaged", because that's what the internet says. Besides this evidence, nobody has any fucking clue what this word means.