Ghouls

Ghouls are a phenomen only present within Fandom user AnonButNotReally's copy, I have no damn clue what they look like or what they even mean because they decide not to tell anything other than "spooky Ghoul make me game go spooooooky" about them or make a page. From what I can gather Ghouls are just generic spooky creatures, possibly reminiscent of zombies (again generic spooky creatures). So far they have been documented playing the Mad Piano (and watching the player character), replacing The Mario Silhouette (reported to make "horrible sounds", you want people to be scared yet you're this ambiguous?), replacing The Toad Shrine's statue (which was also reported to "blink", ooh spooky be scared piss your pants), replacing the wall texture in the Castle Dungeon (chained up as well, I highly doubt Nintendo would even put this shit in the game to begin with), replacing the Floating Man (page deleted), and having a "chance" to spawn "endlessly" in Unused Level 38 and crash the game. The Ghouls are also reported to be hostile, as they attacked the player character once or something like that (probably brutally I imagine for the scare factor, even with hyper-realistic blood I imagine as well).

AnonButNotReally stopped posting on the wiki after the comment claiming that Ghouls spawned endlessly in Unused Level 38, most likely the Nintendo Ninjas silenced them because by god this ghoul thing was terrible.

Comment Log
As all these occurrences were """documented""" mere minutes apart, chances are high they bullshitted this because it seems like they were trying to make it seem like these occurrences were gradually remembered by them, take this with as much salt to kill a horse.

Comment 1
Posted at 06:35 on 17 September 2020 on The Mario Silhouette

"I had a similar thing happen to my game, though that entity in question had a more "ghoul" appearance and would make these horrible sounds as it walked. Freaky stuff."

Yeah so freaky, generic zombie, moving on.

Comment 2
Posted at 06:38 on the same day on Princess Peach's Castle/Castle Dungeon

"Was able to gain access to this area but something was strange. Some of the walls has this texture of this ghoul creature chained up looking almost dead and hitting that part of the wall would make a weird moan. No idea what's up with that."

Cock and ball torture, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

It was around this time people began wondering what was up with this "Ghoul" thing, and rightfully so, however AnonButNotReally never gave any answers which is why I'm here today writing this joke article.

Comment 3
Posted at 6:41 on the same day, again, on Mad Piano

"I once saw the piano being played by this ghoul thing. It wouldn't attack while it was being played, but the ghoul thing's head would always face my character."

This one's kinda boring, not much else to say here.

Comment 4
Posted at 06:43 on the same day once again, on The Toad Shrine

"I saw it, but it was no golden Toad. It was no Toad at all. It was a some freaky ghoul creature. The worst part is the statue seemed to blink."

Yes because a statue blinking in a video game is the scariest thing ever, and totally not just normal by video game standards. Why do they act like this is "The worst part"? Wouldn't the fact that the statue is a zombie be the worse part?

Also someone said that this is a "cool personalized copy", no it isn't, it's just a generic creepypasta, move along, there's better articles on the wiki itself.

Comment 5
Posted on 06:45 on the exact same day on Floating Man (page deleted)

"Anything about floating ghouls happening to anybody else? I can't be the only one who has seen them."

The page is deleted now which basically invalidates your entire story (or at least this part), whoopsies!

Comment 6
Posted at 06:46 on (take a wild guess) on Rainbow Village

"Don't do it. I went there and my character was attacked by a bunch of ghoulish beings."

In this reply, they were told to stop inserting their headcanon into everything, again rightfully so, just make a page man no need to be this ambiguous.

Comment 7
Posted at 6:50 on blah blah blah you get the idea on Unused Level 38

"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GO TO THIS LEVEL. THERE IS A CHANCE GHOULS WILL SPAWN ENDLESSLY CRASHING THE GAME."

Just, make a page, really, but you've stopped posting so whatever.

Also how can you be sure they spawned endlessly if your game crashes? Maybe they would stop as soon as the game would have crashed?

After this comment, as stated before, their account went dormant.

Speculation
This entire story is most likely fake, the Personalisation A.I. dosen't even have the tools to do this, nor is it intentionally "evil".

Baelome
User Baelome is another user that has reported ghouls in their copy in potentially even stupider scenarios, and about the exact same amount of comments probably. Anyways, they also disappeared off the face of the earth, for the betterment of society.

Comment 1
Posted on Princess Peach's Castle

"I see you're missing the details I need.

I need to know where and how it's possible to access the mausoleum or graveground or grave yard or graveyard behind the castle because I lent my cousin my copy of the game and he put the game in his N64 but it had a control pak in it so it had a bunch of weird save files from different games on it and now my game is full of ghouls help."

What?

Comment 2
Posted on Princess Peach's Castle/Fourth Floor

"See you need to know that it IS possible to force a state for the game to be able to load the fourth floor properly, but you need to set it up the right way.

When you perform the early courtyard glitch before getting the key, you'll be able to see that there are TWO extra boos in the courtyard. One of them will be heading towards the wall (obstructed by the L is Real Star) and the other directly above the player as they exit the door into the courtyard so you will have to do a hard turn to be able to see it, possibly back jumping to reach it.

Once you reach either of the secret "bonus boos" you will be able to trigger the outside cutscene where the water underneath the drawbridge of the castle can take you to the sewer access underneath.

I don't know why anyone would really want to access the fourth floor. The lighting makes it difficult to see inside and there's mostly ghouls.

Too many ghouls."

What does any of this mean? This doesn't connect to anything talked about anything.

Comment 3
Posted on Big Boo's Haunt

"Does anyone know how to make the ghouls go away I want to finish my game it's been six months I want to play Goldeneye but the ghouls are ther e"

I don't get it. I don't. If you can go to this wiki and talk about that, why can't you just remove the cartridge?

Comment 4
Posted on Iceberg

"Why did the game personalize mine to have ghouls in it"

Why do these guys never elaborate on anything?

Comment 5
Posted on Super Mario 64/July 29th 1995 Build

"Does anyone know how I can get this copy it doesnt look like it has the problem mine has"

This was never elaborated on I don't think.

Comment 6
Posted on Rainbow Village

"Those look like grave markers i should try going there and see whats in my game"

The most ambitious crossover in Marvel history occurred here, with AnonButNotReally leaving that reply from earlier here.

Oh yeah, these weren't timestamped, I just kinda pulled them up and I don't care to fix it. Anyways, this is the final comment I pulled up from Baelome.

since links fail when there isn't that much space below it there's space down here now