Greenmond Kollekshit

'''This page is canon to Super Mario 64 3: Dark Mario's Revenge, a shitty knock-off being made by you. Please do not edit unless you are homosexual.'''

The Greenmond Kollekshit refers to a set of materials found in a box in Greenmond, Bathington. The box was located at your doxxed home address on 42223 Palomarez Road. I'm coming for you. We all are. The contained items were a furry porn folder, a blank Wii disc, a dismantled Mario plush, a copy of Puss in Boots on DvD, and a broken phone. The name of the person who owned these is never given, but his name is "HomoBrainius" on the YouChew forums. A tag and whiteboard on his desk imply he was a sigma male.

Miscellaneous Items Like my Cock
The DvD contained only a few files, which were just very low quality screenshots of the only good SM64 anomaly, lol. There wasn't even Puss in Boots on it. What the fuck. Strangely, the third one has a jpeg slapped on, that looks to say "Stanley Is Real." The Wii disc is blank, and has no data. However, you can eat it. After watching Cars 2 porn. I recommend deep frying the disc and dipping it in salsa. Tasty alternative to Tostitos. The furry porn folder has a picture of famous MIPS user Olistepsforward on it. Why? Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to. The Mario plush was blown up with a pipe bomb. Here's a tutorial on how to make one. The phone is broken. That's a funny reference I think.

Tape Worm
We found a tape worm. What the fuck. Why is this in the box, who put a tape worm in the box. And how does it even fit inside a tape player?

Stanley's Tape Worm
The tape, labelled "Stanley's Ballnuts," contains footage of a build taking place right before Shashumga 1969. Unlike the pictures on the bootleg Puss in Boots DvD, however, the skybox is cooler and the balls in Stanley's Balls Level are covering up almost all ground space. The same flooding occurs on your mom and dad. The dark blue nuts also seem to be turned skinny. The door to Bowser in the Randomized Realm is moved to where the staircase would be, and in replacement of where it would originally go, a pipe bomb is placed. The song "Personal Space Invasion," from Friday Night Funkin' vs. Brightside, can be heard quietly playing in the background, with the audio from the game only fading in at random points. The tape ends with 4 seconds of footage from an early but nearly complete build of Dave and Bambi. A promotional poster for Bowser's Dank Rave is shown with no audio, and it ends.

The tape worm just jumped out the VHS player, what.
No seriously, it's eating the rest of the page.

Hardngs
In the hard drive, multipled, relating to the version of Super Mario 64 shown in the tapes. An unfinished source code, and 2 builds, one labl039. Most objecded off an old camera.

037r1, r2, and r3.avi are all recordings of the same unevel from Ma of an early Donkey Kong Country 2, recorded off a camera. The man's voice is different from the two in 037r3.avi. The second video is just showcasing the features of changing the weather and time of day, and the system menu of the NINT, off a camera.

Did that tape worm just eat text off a screen?

Yeah, it did.

''How the fuck? Did we just find a reality-bending tape worm?''

Yeah, and this place isn't even named Greenmond. It's name after a soup!

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