Bowser's Casino (Joke)

''Okay, I legitimately have to make my own version of this page because it's been made like a dozen other times and they all get deleted and to make sure it stops I'm making my own. If you see a page has been deleted like 10 other times, unless you're like the next messiah or something don't write it. This has gotten legitimately aggravating to deal with.''

Bowser's Casino is an anomalous area found in some personalized copies of Super Mario 64, directly south of the castle. It's described as looking like Luigi's Casino from SM64DS but run by Bowser. He just stares at you. Angrily. You can't do anything here while Bowser watches since he blocks the door to the main room. All he does is stare at you. You have to use the Gun Cap to defeat him. Once the player gets inside, they are overcome with a crippling urge to do nothing but gamble for an entire month straight and through some anomalous force cannot be stopped.

Description
It's a casino. I don't know what more you want from me. You know what a casino looks like, right? No? Shut up. We all know what a casino looks like. You'll be going to one soon, because that anomaly I explained last paragraph effects anyone who gets a full description of the level. This is your punishment for somehow never seeing a casino before. What kind of rock were you living under? Hopefully you can buy a house and like a TV or something and find a show that actually shows you what a casino looks like.

Missions
You can gamble for Power Stars, using coins, Power Stars, anomalous collectibles, or even lives. If you run out of the thing you're gambling with you die. Not in game. And if you run out of lives, your cartridge will get fried and pop out of the Nintendo 64 like a toaster. Tastes good with jam, I've tried it myself. Hey wait, I recognize that punchline from somewhere. Whatever. Anyways, there's no actual missions you can just win stars from gambling. If this isn't right in your copy, go away.

Theorizing
There is no theorizing to be done, this level is just... Bad. Awful. I legitimately struggled to make it work and this is a joke page where I don't have to follow the canon limitations and could do whatever I wanted with it. This is why you don't publish pages like this and then constantly remake it when it's deleted, people. I have to go and somehow make the page myself when the concept was so abysmal it was next to unsalvageable because it keeps getting made and I keep having to delete it. I should have just left this as a redirect to the main page of the wiki so people would just stop writing it. Hopefully I got my message across here. If I didn't, it's your fault, not mine. Go back to school.