User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Nasty Nasty NintendoHQ

Nasty Nasty NintendoHQ is a secret course that is often found on the Fourth Floor, but it also sometimes replaces Poison Mushroom as the second course of the game. It looks like a nintendo head quarter but nasty nasty.

Description
Nasty Nasty NintendoHQ is a quarter of Mario (rarely Link)'s head repurposed into a building where all those Nintendorks live. Nobody knows if the layout is consistent because nobody has wrotten it down yet. However, the level design has been described as "ass".

Missions
It has the following missions. It also has a 100 coin star.
 * 1) Defeet the Chin Chomp
 * 2) Internal Plexus Balls
 * 3) 800 Red Coins in Nintendo HQ
 * Die
 * 1) Defeat Shegearoo Meamoto
 * 2) Cha Cha Slide

Other Stars
A few more stars have been repeaorderted sometimes.
 * "It's on like donky komg" - Green Star
 * Discover the - Green Star
 * This Star Doesn't Exist - Star
 * MLG PRO GAMINNNGG - Red Star
 * Behead White-Eyed Chain Chomp's Græy Metal Bar Gate - Reddish Greenish Brownish Clearish Star
 * Yellow Coin - Coin
 * WILLPOWER! - Star
 * Beans - Star

Defeet the Chin Chomp
Defeet the Chin Chomp is a mission where you have to get through a course in the HQ, usually a tricky course with Tox Boxes, Thwomps, and Bomps, often Blue Bomps. King Whomp has also been reported appearing as a regular enemy in this mission, though this doesn't always occur. At the end of the relatively short course is a Chin Chomp, which is a boss that looks like a Chain Chomp but with large human feet. The Chin Chomp attacks by biting Mario's chin off, which does varying amounts of damage. Some people reported it does 3, some reported it does 5, some reported it randomly does 1-6, and someone even reported it being an instant kill. In some copies of the game, when Mario's chin falls off, your chin also falls off in real life, though it usually grows back. You can defeat the Chin Chomp by ground pounding its pole thing three times like normal, but this doesn't get you the star, and you have to restart. Instead, to get the star, you have to cut off the Chin Chomp's feet. How you do this varies from copy to copy, but it is usually pretty hard to figure out.

Internal Plexus Balls
Internal Plexus Balls is a mission that seems to be different for anyone who plays it, though it almost always features Coin Discoloring, Enemy Discoloring, Abominations, and other bullcrap. Also, when the mission is selected, the level's layout is significantly altered, and also has a very long, linear, and dangerous path. This is inconsistent between people and even between attempts - If you die, the path completely changes. It isn't too long or hard usually, though if the player is really good at the game, it is often a lot harder. It is also a lot harder if the player sucks at the game, resulting in sucky players being unable to get the star.

900 Red Coins in Nintendo HQ
700 Red Coins in Nintendo HQ is a mission that requires you to collect 1000 red coins in Nintendo HQ. The coins are usually just spammed all over the place with little thought or effort put into it. Why there are so many red coins is unknown. Also, sometimes this mission being "600 Purple Coins in Nintendo HQ", though this is rare.

Die
Die is a mission that requires you to roll a die. The die can land on anything from 1 to 99, or it can get a star symbol. If it gets almost anything except the star symbol, Mario instantly dies. If it lands on the star symbol, Mario gets 5 coins but the die disappears and Mario has to exit the level for it to come back. If it lands on a 99, Mario is rewarded a power star. This mission is often known to be incredibly frustrating. The die is found at the start of the level or even outside the painting, allowing you to die in Peach's Castle, which is funny. Unfortunately, the 1/100 chance of completing the mission per die roll is very annoying, so many people gave up on Nasty Nasty NintendoHQ at this point.

Defeat Shegearoo Meamoto
Shegearoo Meamoto is the boss of the level, found deep in the HQ. Sometimes he's in the Defeet the Chin Chomp chin chomp location, sometimes he's past it, and sometimes he's somewhere else. Sometimes he's at the start. He attacks by shouting swear words at you, but eventually he switches to slurs. How the AI is able to create these sound effects is unknown, but the leading theory is that the AI is pissed off. Shegearoo Meamoto also shoots layzors out of his eyes and these usually kill you instantly, making the fight quite hard because you have to avoid instakill lasers the whole time. To beat Shegearoo Meamoto, you have to jump on him three times, but this is annoying because he's always running away, and when you jump on him, you are launched off of him to prevent chaining jumps on him, and this often launches you into lava.

Cha Cha Slide
Cha Cha Slide is a very strange mission. You have to find a bunch of Nintendorks doing the cha cha slide, kill them by jumping on them (they can't hurt you), and then a chimney appears. This leads to a slide level that takes about an hour to complete, though it isn't very difficult. It is insanely weird though, often being extremely psychedelic and weird. This star has been reported to be really annoying because the slide takes an hour to complete. How the slide is so damn huge is unknown. At the end of the slide is a power star. However, there is a small chance that the power star isn't there, so you have to do the mission all over again.

"It's on like donky komg"
"It's on like donky komg" is a green star that sometimes appears in some personalized copies of the game. It is very inconsistent, with the only thing that's the same being the name. It has nothing to do with donky komg.

Discover the
Discover the is a green star obtained by finding a TV in the level and jumping into it. The TV seems to be playing a show called "The Amazing World of Goomball", which is like The Amazing World of Gumball but it's just a bunch of goombas and everyone is saying swear words. It is unknown how the AI has this, but it was likely intended to be in the base game due to how normal it seems it would be and how much it would fit in, but was scrapped at the last second, likely because of storage space due to the fact that Cha Cha Slide was so big. When you jump into the TV, you will be in a dark void with a bunch of Luigis that you need to jump on, and the star. If you fall off, you fall, but never die, so you just fall forever.

This Star Doesn't Exist
This Star Doesn't Exist is an unconfirmed star that was reported by one person who got no video or image footage of it, and was never reported again. The person who reported it isn't very trustworthy, as they also reported that "Big Bob-omb openly stated he was a lesbian and then came out of the game to chop my balls off". However, This Star Doesn't Exist might still exist because it's on this page.

MLG PRO GAMINNNGG
MLG PRO GAMINNNGG is a star that is smoking and wearing pixel glasses and it is very inconsistent but what is consistent is that it usually involves fighting or encountering a lot of Bowsers. It has been described in most cases as being incredibly difficult, although in some instances the game gives you a really OP cap power that instantly kills the Bosers.

Behead White-Eyed Chain Chomp's Græy Metal Bar Gate
This is a star that involves finding the lost head of the brown wooden solid wall guarded by a black-eyed goomba. Besides that, this star is mostly never the same.

Beans
Beans is a star that involves a hidden room with beans that can only be accessed by going through a fake wall with no indicator that it's fake. This small room has a lot of beans and a star. This star is usually yellow, though in some rare reports it has been green or even brown. This star seems to most frequently appear in copies that also have the Wario Apparition, so if you encounter this in the second course, be very wary when you first unlock Dire, Dire Dicks.

WILLPOWER!
WILLPOWER!, sometimes WILLPOWAH!, WILLPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, ' WILLPOWER! ', or WILLIAM POWERS!, is a star that appears in this stage sometimes. It is in a room near the entrance that seems completely unguarded. However, nobody has actually ever obtained this star, as despite how easily accessible it is (or at least we think, we haven't gotten close enough to find out), nobody has actually ever obtained this star. The reason is because the room it is in is in has an overwhelmingly powerful negative emotional aura. Anyone who enters the room instantly backs out of the room due to sheer emotional distress, despite being under a second away from the star. I heard someone who tried to get this screamed and turned off the game. They didn't touch the game again for a few weeks, and they never played Nasty Nasty NintendoHQ again.

Yellow Coin
The Yellow Coin is a coin that is a completely normal coin. The only unique thing about it is that it is specifically listed as an "other star" on MIPS Hole.

' WILLIAM POWAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '