MIPS Samurai

The MIPS Samurai is a group of people within the MIPS Hole Wiki whose sole purpose is to defeat the Nintendo Ninjas. This group was created on September 28th, 2021 at around 11:05 EST in a post made by WeirdWeirdWeirdo announcing their return.

The First War
It all started when RSoulEater2429 brought up the idea of MIPS Samurai. They all agreed they should form the group, but nobody knew that Ultra64Detective was a traitor in disguise. Immediately, he reported to Nintendo Ninja HQ and informed them of a rebel group, and they were really pissed about it. Ultra accidentally blew his cover though, and WeirdWeirdWeirdo, second in command to the MIPS Samurai, drop kicked him into a volcano and started to whip and nae nae.

The Nintendo Ninjas were devastated by the death of their ally, and they infiltrated the MIPS Hole Wiki, threatening to steal the member's lunch money. In retaliation, BusyBody64 called their bluff and the Ninjas tracked his IP address. We have not heard from Busy since, and is most likely dead.

RSoulEater2429 then came up with a plan to attack the Nintendo Ninjas, which took place on September 29th, 2021. Upon infiltrating their HQ (he walked in through the front door) They told him Busy was never captured, and that the Ultra they killed was actually Ultra's evil twin. This event is known as The Disappointment of September 29th.

Attack of the Twins / The Meme War
On February 6th, 2022, Epic2Epic's evil twin, picE2picE announced his return. He then got roasted into oblivion by members of the MIPS Samurai, and only replied with a date: 02/10/2022. Ultra64Detective theorized what this date could mean, and came to the conclusion that on February 10th, 2022, the evil twins will return.

The members of MIPS Samurai strategized a counterattack, and declared war on the Twins. The Twins also declared war, and battle took place on February 10th, 2022. The battle lasted several hours, and eventually seemed to end in a stalemate, until ZigmaZhield made a move which caused their last unit to be defeated and victory for the MIPS Samurai.

MIPS Samurai Leaders

 * 1) VentureSonic
 * 2) SigmaShield
 * 3) WeirdWeirdWeirdo
 * 4) SoulEater 2429

Everybody in the Mips Hole Wiki is automatically a member of the Samurai, and they must fight for the cause.

Trivia

 * The MIPS Samurai is considered the last resistance to the Nintendo Ninjas.
 * The MIPS Samurai single-handedly exposed the sussy impostor from amogus
 * The fact that you're reading this means you like it in the butt
 * Number 4