User:Weirdweirdweirdo/Archived Pages/Nintendo Employee Diary

NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: Some weird messages are appearing on this page. Ignore everything in preformatted text. I'm going to try to figure out how to get rid of it. i am here The Nintendo Employee Diary is the name given to a diary found in the house of a Nintendo employee dating back to 1995. The fate of the employee is unknown. The diary appears to document the Nintendo employee descending into madness. The diary appears to be in poor condition, so some text is ripped and unreadable or faded. Some rips in the diary appear to be created by another person due to the location of the rips. The diary was also written in Japanese, so the translation may be incorrect.

Page 1
(Illegible), 1995

Hello. My name is (Ripped, possibly an intentional rip) and I work as a programmer for Nintendo. I am working on a project called (The name Project Reality scribbled out, and then Ultra 64 written next to it which is also scribbled out) the Nintendo 64's game called (Ultra 64 Mario Brothers scribbled out) Super Mario 64.

I am making this diary because something is wrong. A friend of mine, (illegible), nicknamed "the Engineer" for originally being...Well, an engineer, that also works on (illegible, likely Ultra 64 Mario Brothers or Super Mario 64) has become a bit more... Quiet. I think they were assigned to something new on the game, something.... Strange. There's rumors of some kind of (illegible, potentially the Personalization A.I.). I don't know if it's true, but Engineer appears to have been assigned to it.

So... I'm just gonna document this here since I'm forgetful and this appears to be becoming important. I don't know what will happen next, but something fishy is up.

Page 2
(Illegible), 1995

So, I got to talk to my friend. He told me about something he nicknamed... What was it again, the.... The "Engine", I think? Based off of his nickname? I really can't recall. The rumors were (illegible). can anyone hear me They told me not to tell anyone, since it was very important and secretive. They also told me of a special level called the (ripped), and some special unlockable things to look for in the next build. Considering I'm not a playtester, I have no clue what he's talking about. I'm just the (illegible) making the (ripped). Is he trying to get me to be a playtester?

Well, that'd be fun. Too bad I'm way too (illegible) for that. But maybe...

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THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE

WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO

I DIDN'T MEAN TO FIND IT

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THEM TO WANT TO

I

RUN i need to tell you something

Page 4
July 29th, 1995

The build is today. The Engineer gave it to me. Something about it is gone. The July 29th, 1995 Build. I can't come up with another name. I've tried.

Something about this build is wrong. I'm starting to forget more things. I remember one thing I saw.

The (The rest of the page is ripped.)

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They're angry. The Engineer is gone. The Engine is being removed. But I know what I saw.

They know what I saw.

And they don't like it. He found the fort

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(The entire page is ripped, except for one section.)

THE WAY TO REACH IT

WORTHY

WAS I WORTHY? OR WAS I NOT WORTHY? IS THIS WHY THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ME?

NO

I KNOW BETTER

Page 7
stabilized

you don't need to know who he is

stop looking for the clues

they don't know about the pages ripped out and never will

something you'll never need to know will never be known My friends are chasing me

Betrayal

I'm going to document how to get to the area they want to hide the most

find the metal key stop What? How did that appear WHILE I was typing? Hello? hello Who are you? someone unfamiliar to you Why are you editing this page? you don't want to know about the fort That's what the page was talking abou- Wait no, it definitely was. you happen to have hid something in your previous document here that we cannot allow What? check the link Oh- Which are you talking about? the eternal medal Oh.. That was me just making stuff up. i don't believe it for a second Wait hold on, are you a Nintendo Ninja? if that's what they call us Are you gonna- end of transmission What?

Hello?

What's that sound?

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There are no pages

Stop reading

Do not worry about what is above

Do not worry about what is above

 DO NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT IS ABOVE