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The Cartridge

By coolman22 lmao

Hello, today I would like to discuss a story about my Super Mario 64 cartridge that I got from a guy on the streets. He wore this weird looking so I couldn't see his face, which was really weird.

Anyways, so yeah basically I bought the cartridge from the guy, and then I went back home to put it in my N64. I then turned on my N64 and it was normal at first, with the typical Mario 64 gameplay happening.

Suddenly though, after I had finished in BBA getting a star, I then got a notification of some sorts on my screen saying something along the lines of "You have unlocked a new course!". A cutscene then played and it showed a door suddenly appearing near the BBA painting. So, then I entered it after the cutscene. But then this is where the weirdness began.

So, you see, the painting that I saw once I had entered the door was...uh, weird. It was a picture of mayonnaise. I'm not joking. I actually ate some mayonnaise the day before so maybe that has something to do with it... Anyways. So, then I decided to enter in the painting out of curiosity. Once I did that however I then found myself in a black room. It was dark. And there was nothing there. At least that I could see. Because, then I proceeded to push the joystick forwards and then, right there, I saw,

Obama.

Yes, the real Barrack Obama, the 44th president of the USA, was standing there. Alone.Well, alone that is, except for his cock. Which...uhh...looked like Obama, it looked like himself. Obama had a penis that looked like himself. But then, he said, really loudly so much so that it almost blew up my speakers, I saw electrical sparks, simply from him saying: "My Dick Just Got Medium Obama".

Then suddenly, it was at that moment that everything went dark. AND THEN, OBAMA APPEARED IN FRONT OF MY SCREEN AND A LOAD SCREECH OCCURED, WITH BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE SC- wait. It wasn't blood. It... looked like it on first inspection. But then I looked a bit further. It was mayonnaise. The hell? I was...shocked, to say the least. However, that was not all. Suddenly, my entire room IRL started changing. It then turned into some sort of battle arena! Then, right in front of me, I saw him. Obama. Standing there just like how he did in the game. With this, A version of BIG SHOT began playing in the background, but it was Obama singing along whilst also reading out what sounded like the Deal-Tastic Me script.

I suddenly felt the motivation to be powerful.

Obama then began sending out this weird energy ball against me, and every time it hit me, I felt like I was being stung in the dick. It hurt a lot. But maybe it was exactly that feeling that then ended up causing my dick to feel really weird. Suddenly, it grew a fucking humongous erection that ended up reaching Obama's Obamic dick, and then they...FUSED. THEY FUSED. MY AND OBAMA'S DICK FUSED. And then I woke up. Exactly where I was before I got up this morning and went outside to find that one guy. Was this all a dream? I don't know. Maybe, maybe not.

But in the end, that didn't matter to me, as long as it was all over. I then decided to go outside for a walk just after having my breakfast. But this is when I found that one guy again. Except this time, it wasn't just "some guy".

It was.

Obama.

He then proceeded to tell me something.

Something that I never quite forgot of. He said: "My Dick Just Got Medium Hard".