User blog:GammaRaul/Super Mario 64 (Secret Sex Edition) (W.I.P)

Super Mario 64 (Secret Sex Edition) is an extremely rare version of the hit game Super Mario 64. It was discovered by an Internet user that often went by the pseudonym of 'PussyAssFucker9000' on the Ninth of June of 2014. The version was named after the Sex Scenes that have a 1 in 69000 chance of playing when you get a star.

Summoning Process
The process in which one must partake to get this version of the game is extremely peculiar, as it can alter reality in various ways, like by teleporting the player and materializing things through unknown means. The following is a description of the most reportedly consistent method of summoning this version.

First, you must go to your local GameStop completely naked at precisely 7:00 AM and subsequently avoid being kicked out. If you have managed to stay within the GameStop completely naked without stepping foot outside until midnight, a cartridge of the game will materialize in your rectum.

You must then go to the bathroom of the GameStop and defecate the Cartridge out.