User blog:Ultra64Detective2401/I lost at Mario

Okay, entering Chroma Tundra...

''This is one of the more challenging levels in the game. Cut out from the final game with the 4th floor. It’s said only the truly skilled can get the stars there.''

''Well, no use waiting.. Time to pick the first star.''

I was there. On the last course. Soon the Fort I’d see.

With some blizzards, oh and small platforms. Both made hard just for me.

I was tense, I was nervous

I guess it just wasn't my night

The game showed me the platforms

Oh, but I couldn’t get the jumps right-ight-ight

I lost at Mario, baby.

Ooo-oo-oo-oooh

I lost at Mario, baby.

Ooo-oo-oo-oooh

Oh well I knew I was in trouble now

My hopes of winning sank

Because I was down to zero lives

And then my mind went blank.

I switched to go for one hundred coins

But then the wind started to spin

Well, I’m givin’ up, AI.

Just tell me now what I didn’t win! (Yeah, yeah)

I lost at Mario, baby.

Ooo-oo-oo-oooh

I lost at Mario, baby.

Ooo-oo-oo-oooh

''That’s right, Ultra! You lost! And let me tell you what you didn’t win! Seven additional stars to be added to the star count! Belle as a helper, who is instead still trapped in the citadel! The Ice Cap!''

''But that’s not all! You made yourself look like a noob in front of all your viewers! You’ve brought disgrace to your community’s name for years to come! You don’t even get a lousy copy of Star Fox 2! You’re not worthy to see any more personalized content ever! Including the Eternal Fort!''

Don't know what I was thinking of

I guess I just wasn't top dog

Well, I sure hope I do better

Next time on Sonic the Hedgehog!

I lost at Mario, baby.

Ooo-oo-oo-oooh

I lost at Mario, baby.

Ooo-oo-oo-oooh