User:Epic2Epic/Archive/Slamgma-Mario Sightings

It is often said that Slamgma can be found in Super Mario 64, depending on your copy. Several phenomena reports have been found about Slamgma apparently appearing in the game.

Reports
"I was just playing my copy of Super Mario 64 and suddenly, when I entered the castle garden, I noticed this weird figure in the water around the eternal star. I tried interacting with it, and it said "Right Behind You", before I was then taken to a weird place...

''The next thing I knew, this thing came out of my TV, and gave me this weird book, before rocket launching itself out of my house. I read the book and I am now a firm believer in Slamgma. Obey Slamgma. He will be arriving Right Behind You in approximately 50 days. You cannot escape his wrath. Fuck you."''

The writer was said to have become a "Slamgma Believer", and he was said to have read the Slamgma Bible for days on end.

wait what the hell why do i hear a weird noise behind me

WAIT SOMEBODY HELP ME

PELASE

PLEASE

HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here I Come