User:Ultra64Detective2401/Alpha Hole

What if MIPS Hole got the Alpha Archive treatment?

Find out in this fake wiki! (Under construction)

Main page here

jam is going to sieze alpha hole if he is not given 5 bucks in 2.7527962 hours

oh no not Alpha hole! NOOO-

Eh he can try. He’ll probably just make it funnier.

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what do you mean this already exists

the joke pages? Those are new original jokes not memeified versions of the original anomalies

Secret Slide? Might not be as strict as MIPS hole but it takes itself seriously nowadays. They might have been Alpha Hole in the past, but this is Alpha Hole in the present.

q&a or whatever:

q:are these serious articles

a:no they’re not alpha hole is a meme wiki

q:wait if you have an article on an anomaly does that mean I can’t report the same anomaly on MIPS Hole?

a:NO. It doesn’t.

q:What if I copy/pasted the Alpha Hole article over to mainspace MIPS Hole?

a:For the love of the iceberg DON’T. That’s one of the fastest ways to get the article deleted, and you might get it marked a Ztar Article. If you’re going to make an article about an anomaly described in Alpha Hole, PLEASE PLEASE change it to the point where it’s actually plausible and not riddled with typos. You’re probably better off just rewriting the whole thing from scratch keeping only the basic anomaly name intact.

Q:I want to make an Alpha Hole Article! How do I do it?

A:Do what you would to make a normal article, but do it as “User:Ultra64Detective2401/Alpha Hole/

Q:This isn’t random enough! I want something even MORE over-the-top

A:You’re in good look, TheInternalPlexus made just that! Check out MIPS Pit!