User:SigmaShield/Ztar Articles/oiraW

oiraW is an unknown entity that was actually reported by an unknown user named "oirawswish". It is said that it is unknown of whom ACTUALLY created the account, but it is believed to be a banned account that was actually originally a throwaway account from an unknown date.

The Report
'"1997/07/25, was the day that when I realised something. Some I'd never noticed before. Anyways, I'd turn on my N64, wanting to have some time to play my new Super Mario 64 Cartridge! But the cartridge looked a bit...Scratched! Anyways, So I turned it on! But then, something weird happened. I noticed that when I turned on my N64, a strange man appeared instead of Mario, just like in the commercial! He said that his name was oiraW or something like that, in fact, it was printed on the screen! He'd eventually press the start button "Himself". I'd noticed that I wasn't even MOVING the controller at all! It seemed as if, however, the game was doing something itself? What? Anyways, he then teleported Mario to the 30 Star Door, but Mario looked... Weird. You see, instead of Mario Looking Like Mario, he seemed a bit...Sad. Anyways, but then, a very, VERY, weird thing happened. He then said, "Let me reintroduce myself: I am not just oiraW, I am YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!", and started chasing a very teary and hurt Mario down the hallway! It seemed as if oiraW was going to eat him! But then, they exited outside of the door, and went into the main Castle area. "You aren't anything compared to oiraW! Die!" cried oiraW. And then, he just ate up Mario! My console turned off, and I heard a scream coming from the TV. But it sounded a bit like Mario, actually! Anyways, ever since then, I'm NEVER, EVER, EVER, going to touch that thing AGAIN!" -oirawswish.'

Trivia

 * The fact that the event happened on 07/25 MIGHT symbolize something.
 * But it is unknown EXACTLY if this is just a coincidence or not!