Milk Hills

Milk Hills is an unlockable level part of the Ultra 64 Mario Goes To The Fridge To Get A Glass Of Milk anomaly, this being the first one. Milk hills was originally going to be part of the original game, but got scrapped because it was too out of the ordinary and just didn't fit well.

Geography
In milk hills, there a bunch of cows that you can bump into, and they look similar to the cows in Moo Moo Meadows from Mario Kart Wii. In the distance, you can see Boo's Restaurant, though it is inaccessible due to sky box barriers and the building itself being apart of the skybox. There are five different hills, two with a cave that make a tunnel full of milk from one to another. Also, the milk looks like cum, which is kind of odd. There is also a Barn part of a farm which has vegatables from Minecraft like potatoes.

Missions

 * 1) MILK THE DAMN COW CJ
 * 2) EXPLODE THE BARN WITH LITERAL CUM
 * 3) THROUGHT THE CUM TUNNEL
 * 4) BITCH THIS IS MILK NOT CUM
 * 5) UNKNOWN
 * 6) EIGHT MILKY RED COINS
 * 7) 100 Coin Star (Presumably)

Milk the Damn Cow CJ
In this mission, the player must go over to a cow and milk its utters until it is literally dehydrated of life and can no longer go on.

Explode the Barn with Literal Cum
Near the barn, you must rotate the L stick to make Mario cum and make him blast it into the barn in order to get the star.

Throught The Cum Tunnel
In this mission, the player must go through the tunnel in between the two caves underground to find the star.

Bitch this is Milk not Cum
Or is it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Eight Milky Red Coins
Eight Red Coins, Yatta yatta, stfu.

Theorizing
This level gives me a stroke, and I don't have time for typing conspiracies so I'm just gonna ignore this for now and go play Angry Birds Star Wars II with my Lando Bird Telepod.