User:SigmaShield/Ztar Articles/Report Number 3

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== ' ALL CREDIT GOES TO WIKIFLAMER, AS HE CREATED THE ORIGINAL 2 STORIES AND THE QUIN ANOMALY. I just simply added a 3rd, WITH HIS PERMISSION. Now, he has ALL Rights to this page, and he can delete it if he wants to, but if it is deleted, I repeat, DO NOT RECREATE THIS PAGE PLEASE!  ' ==

" NOTICE!: This is part of a series of reports that were made by unknown people, of which was mainly reported in the Page Quin, now, this is report Number 3, an intresting report. But We will also create new pages about the other 2 reports, but this is one that shows an odd descent into madness!\ "

Report Number 3, Also known as _QUIN_AI_APPEARANCE_3_, is a report made by an unknown entity. Not much information is known about this person, other than they may have deceased by now, depending on the date of the report, which is ALSO unknown!

The Report
There are actually a few versions of this report!

The Madness Version:
The Madness Version is what appears, to be a descent into the "victim"'s madness!

Report #3
''I have a feeling that someone is watching me, but anyways, So I was playing Super Mario 64, but then, I entered the basement, and saw a Green toad! I tried to talk to him, but his only dialogue was, "wiufhawesihfdj9waiopsfkfjxa9-wse++bRiGhTaNdBaD39wresjidoaihof". which COMPLETELY confused me, because it just didn't make anysene? I thought it was just a glitch, so I continued on. Then, he appeared again at around 27 stars, and he said "I am the eat that chicken 3qhw8", and not only that, but there was a piece of chicken on the floor. It looked a bit like toad, but I slightly doubt that it was what I thought it was! *gulp!* So I just carried on again! But then, I reached 32 stars, And then I saw him, talked to him, and then he said "He is that dog but mine here in paintings car start star that paintings he is da Mario ven ve 2!", which uhhhhh, doesn't uhhh, ok, so then I continued on, And he appeared at about 37 stars, in which he said, "He just made me a piece of cow!", and gave me an extra life. And this time? I was READY! Ready for him to appear during about 41 stars! But he didn't appear until I reached around maybe 70 stars, that was when he said something else, which was "Hi! Mario! Goodness me, I'm Quin! So sorry about not introducing myself!", and then, the game just crashed! I Just simply reset my console, but instead of hearing Mario's voice, I just simply heard a high-pitched, distorted Toad Voice, and there, was that Green Toad's Head! He said "It's Me! Quin! Hello!...Press Start to play.", IN FACT, the WHOLE time I was on the menu, he said "Press Start To Play. Press Start To Play. Press Start To Play... Come on, you know you want to...Don't you want to play with me?", and so, I quickly pressed start to play! Suddenly, A mountain of anger like a volcano just simply ERUPTED in my head, as I realised, that ALL OF MY SAVE FILES WERE GONE! I just simply started a new game, but I clenched my fist in RAGE! Suddenly, however, instead of seeing Princess Peach, I Saw Toadette, saying "Dear Quin, Please come to my castle, we need to talk about the NEW plan...!". Suddenly, it just cut to the Toad, not even going out of the pipe! And then, at that moment, he looked at me. "Let's Go!", with a bland experession, sorta like a robot! And then, he went into the castle. Toadette, Surprisingly, was there! She looked at me. "Everyone should be a toad. Everyone LOVES toads...Let's all die, and reincarnate into Toads!...", is what she said to me. and at THAT point, I realized something. Toads are the future! We ALL LOVE toads, don't we know? We want to stay as toads, so tomorrow, let's ALL die, and reincarnate into a lovely, cute toad with ANY colour of OUR choice...Hehe! It's going to be SOOOOOO MUCH FUN, AM I RIGHT???''

The More Acceptable Version:
This Version of the story is more accepted by the community, as it is more accurate towards both actual reactions, and the community canon.

Report #3
''So I was playing Super Mario 64, but then, I entered the basement, and saw a Green toad! I tried to talk to him, but his only dialogue was, "wiufhawesihfdj9waiopsfkfjxa9-wse++bRiGhTaNdBaD39wresjidoaihof". which COMPLETELY confused me, because it just didn't make any sense! I thought it was just a glitch, so I continued on. Then, he appeared again at around 27 stars, and he said "I am the eat that he 3qhw8". I was confused so much, but it didn't worry me that much. So I just carried on again! But then, I reached 32 stars, And then I saw him, talked to him, and then he said "He is that dog but mine here in paintings car start star that paintings he is da Mario ven ve 2!", which doesn't make much sense, so then I continued on, And he appeared at about 37 stars, in which he said, "He just made me a piece of cow!", and gave me an extra life. And this time? I was READY! Ready for him to appear during about 41 stars! But he didn't appear until I reached around maybe 70 stars, that was when he said something else, which was "Hi! Mario! Goodness me, I'm Quin! So sorry about not introducing myself! You have probably heard this from other toads and what not, but we have been trapped inside the castle walls! And even worse, the princess had gotten trapped in the stain glass! There is a secret no-one has told you yet, but on the other side of the mirror there is a star behind the door!" I didn't get it! You can't get to the other side of the mirror! I got curious so in my mind for when I got to the Second Floor, I would check the mirror room. And what do you know, when I got in the mirror room, I punched the mirror and it fell down! When I went through the door on the other side, I was in a blank void with nothing but the door I came from and a star. I got so creeped from the Toad's dialogue changing the game, I just stopped playing.''

Trivia

 * The 2nd version that is posted here is thought to be the more true version, and the 1st version is thought to be dubiously canon.