User blog:Booklet Of Goddesses/small rant/vent about our current situation

So I've noticed a lot of things happening recently and have no clue how to approach the topic so I'm making an entire "page" dedicated to making fun of the subject. Shut up this DID take me twenty minutes that was the whole point. Seriously, what happened to all the passion and credibility? Look, I appreciate the creativity but sometimes I think this place is always too strict or not strict enough. (Even I'm confused by what that meant god I'm tired I gotta stop writing at 4am)

(ahem)

"the super mario 64 Jan 24th 1945 beta is an anomalous super scary build of super mario 64 on the now-released “computer” system developed by ENIAC in uhh 1945. becaise nintendo is too busy making the ulltrahand or playing cards idk, mario is replaced with sombrero man. it contains all 7843587123598 floors of princess toadstools castle, along with every anomalous level, feature, spooky apparition, and the 92651 power stars along with it, which means that this beta has more content than teh final release! yeah guys this build is real its completely functional, has no bugs, and is in an absolutely completed state!! because that's how betas work they are all totally completed the day theyre made and totally dont go through various testing phases where the graphics are two polygons and then the next day they have more content than modern games at launch!! guys you gotta trust me my aunts cousins daughters nephews cousins brother in laws sisters uncle works at nintendo he told me!! you can find this super common build at every flea market ever for $0.01 you just gotta ask! anyways i'm gonna go make seventeen different one sentence pages and lots of small forum posts (instead of one big one) about my new canon revolving around this rael beytah that everyone is going to absolutely love!!"

At this point I think someone would actually do this. Again, I appreciate the creativity but we cant keep adding new floors that have 20 new hardware-limiting levels or beta builds made years before Mario 64 despite being more finished than builds from previous months. *Sigh*.

Trivia

- This whole "page" was "inspired" by the points made by 100000000000000th Castle floor and one of the uhh subsections of Bad Author Stereotypes

- I can't tell which is worse, the thing I'm making fun of or my execution of the """"joke"""" making fun of it

- Anyways gonna go write the emmanual yup totally

- Am I going too far maybe I should stop