The Wario Assassination

The Wario Assassination was an event in which 68th president Wario Wariow was found dead in his home with a bullet wound in the back of the head. On the day of the murder, Mr. Harold Ragalorgon was found pissing into a gun that had Wario's blood in it, causing him to be arrested for the murder. However, in non-recent years it has become a topic of cold debate as some believe Wario Wariow was not murdered by Harold and rather Harold's evil clone from another dimension, president Barrack Hussein Obama.

Description of Events
A week before the Wario Assassination, Wario announced their plan to introduce a new controversial policy that everyone must shit on the toilet and not inside of it causing people to need to buy more things to clean it up leading to a boom in the economy Wario used to become rich due to his many stocks in the cleaning industry. It is believed that Harod Ragalorgon was one of many that despised this new law, so he found a gun and Wario's home and managed to track when he napped on his couch and used the opportunity to assassinate him. After he was found, he admitted to committing the murder as well as the assassination of Waluigi F. Kennedy, though this was initially suppressed as it was believed that Toad Toddson was the one to kill WFK before the evidence was put together to corroborate Harold's story.

What Really Happened
It was discovered that Harold bought the gun 2 hours after Wario would have been murdered to use as a toilet as there was no law against using other objects as toilets, only that toilets themselves have to be shit on when used. This means that Harold Ragalorgon is actually innocent. Reports have also said that Wario Wariow was shot at before in his signature yellow car, when the only one nearby was someone resembling Harold Ragalorgon. According to several police sketches they appear to be president Barrack Hussein Obama. Notably this also happened when MIPS Hole HQ accidentally opened a wormhole to the evil twin dimension. Obama has also been placed in the general vicinity of Wario's house around the time of the Wario Assassination while Harold Ragalorgon was actually on the exact other side of the planet which

hold on is that in the ocean i don't know geography

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Whatever, point being this suggests that Barrack Obama is the evil twin of Harold RagaLogan Paul. This would explain Obama's wish to assassinate president Wario Wariow, as Harold Ragalorgon had previously suppported Wario's toilet law. This would mean that Barrack Hussein Obama murdered Wario Wariow, conveniently days before they took their third term in office, providing multiple potential motives for the murder of Wario Wariow at the hands of Obama. It would also explain why it was covered up that Wario Wariow was murdered by President Obama, as they were previously president and having their reputation tarnished would activate the secret nuke hidden in the grounds of Bluestone by Russia 2 which was explained to Obama by Russian 2 Tsar Vladimadin Pootis.