Free Stars For You!

Free Stars For You! is the name of a level found in some personalized copies of Super Mario 64. It is said that this stage only appears if you happen to be extremely bad at the game. The level takes place on a large horizontal plane where stars can be found in the open, easily accessible by anyone. There also have been reports that if you are so bad at Super Mario 64 that you aren't able to collect any of these free stars, the game will place a toad in Peach's Castle that simply states, "You're Utterly Pathetic," but these claims are unconfirmed.

Geography
The level takes place in a large open white field where stars are randomly placed. It is widely considered to be the easiest and least interesting level in Super Mario 64.

Missions
All the missions in this level are the exact same; go grab a star standing in the open, however many have reported that the names of each star are insults toward the player for being bad at the game. The generally consistent star names are:


 * 1) Even Toad Is Better Than You
 * 2) See That Wasn't So Hard, Was It?
 * 3) I Was Wondering If You Would Ever Get A Star
 * 4) At This Rate Peach Will Need To Save Herself

Other reported star names include "Pitiful, Just Pitiful" and "Bowser's More Suited To Save Peach".

Theorizing
It is widely believed that this level is meant to insult those who are truly awful at Super Mario 64, and isn't shown to those acting as if they're really bad. Because of this only a handful of players have been given this level and seen what it has to offer.