Super Crown

The Super Crown is an anomalous power-up found in some personalized copies of Super Mario 64, despite the fact that it premiered in a game made 23 years after Super Mario 64. It turns Mario into a being known as IT, which has been described as a strange princess-like entity vaguely resembling Mario.

Description
The Super Crown can reportedly be found in Yellow ! Boxes or anomalous Pink ! Boxes. It usually appears as a regular crown or exactly the Super Crown from New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, which is unbelievable because part of the crown is meant to resemble Toadette, the only character that can use the Super Crown.

Upon being worn, Mario turns into IT, a princess-like being with a red dress with a white bit at the bottom and a strange design, 2 strange legs, no arms, excessively large hair, a distorted and confusing face, and the Super Crown on top of their head. They also reportedly have a higher jump, and a female voice. The transformation reportedly appears very painful and traumatizing to Mario, and the player, if it wasn't for IT 's anomalous real-life effects.

Anomalous Real-Life Effects
The anomalous real-life effects inflicted by IT vary depending on whether or not the player is a man or woman. If they are a man, they will instantly gain an erection and attempt to have intercourse with anything they can until instantly dying from cardiac arrest upon succeeding. If they are a woman, they will transform into IT and be able to spread the anomalous effects in real life until similarly dying of cardiac arrest a week later. If you survive the cardiac arrest, you will instantly combust and die.

Theorizing
People have denied this anomaly's existence due to the sheer absurdity of the concept, and the idea was originally proposed by Lorenamansilla, who is notorious for making low-quality pages on MIPS Hole, though due to the wiki's anomalous properties, still spawning them into Super Mario 64 until the pages are deleted. This page was originally made until it was deleted, and this page is now made in order to take it's place so that the horrendous anomaly can not be recreated, as joke pages cannot appear in Super Mario 64 through MIPS Hole's effects.

Trivia

 * "Shitty is really a bad word" -Lorenamansilla