Soul Extraction Program (Wikiflamer's Interpretation)

The Soul Extraction Program is a program that is pre-installed into Super Mario 64. It has been known to extract the souls of players.

Activation
The activation of the Soul Extraction Program varies, but some examples include:


 * Anti-Piracy Measures
 * Tampering of the Game
 * Being really unlucky for no good reason because the Personalisation A.I. hates you and your guts and can and will steal the souls of your family as well.
 * A faulty cartridge.

Those are just some examples, but a common theme is something to do with the cartridge of the game (Or, the AI just hates you for no good reason.)

Theories

 * A reason for it existing is possibly because Nintendo hates you and only you, yes, you, the person reading this page. You did something SO terrible that Nintendo had to extract your soul.
 * Another reason is possibly to punish those who tamper with the cartridge or pirate the game. Why? Because Nintendo is so greedy that any loss of money warrants your soul being extracted.
 * Finally, it probably exists because Nintendo hates their employees, so they created it to extract the souls of unlucky playtesters. These playtesters probably angered Nintendo by just criticizing them just a tiny bit.

What can we learn from these? Nintendo sucks.