BlackJoystick/Stan 64

''Not to be confused with Super Stanley 64. They may as well be the same thing, but I don't care.'' Stan 64 is a joke ROM Hack of Super Mario 64 made by BlackJoystick emulating a real beta starring a playable Stanley. The story is that Bonmario and his assistant Dustin Wijaya have taken all 45 ROMs from the ROM exhibition that was going to happen. Oh yeah, Eric is kidnapped. Who's Eric? I'd link a page, but the Eric page got deleted and I doubt anyone will ever make one. If you legitimately don't know who Eric is, screw you, I'm not telling you. Ask the Discord server.

So like, the ROM is legitimately meant to take place in an old beta being worked on by Jeff, Sigma Mcligma, Jim (My alias on Discord actually, I don't know if that's a coincidence or not, I definitely did influence some parts of the hack so it might be), and like a half-dozen other people and I don't care to look through all the levels again to figure out who in the world is named. Go do that yourself, I beat the game already and I have no motivation to go back until I record a playthrough for one of my bajillion Youtube channels.

I don't actually know how to format this page, so screw you, no formatting. I've been insulting the reader a lot throughout this page, huh? I don't take it back. Deal with it, it's basically the gag of this page at this point since every joke page needs a good joke or else it'll be deleted unless it was around before people actually cared. Is this even remotely necessary? No. I don't care.

Anyways, there's like a weird version of Princess Peach's Castle that serves as the hub world that I think is meant to kinda mimic the Spaceworld build or something of a similar nature? Oh yeah, before we go there, screw that, in the Castle Grounds you can access a room known as Stanley's Room that's... well... Stanley's room. It has the White-Eyed Chomp in there, because if you know anything about the Findmeifyoucan thing that happened, you'd know that the WEC is Stanley's dog. One of the secret levels can be accessed here, but I'll get to that when I list off the levels.

Actually, you know what? I can list the levels off right now. There's not really anything else to go over except the fact there's a secret ROM that can be found in the version 1.1 patch that I won't leak, but it's in the castle and you gotta look in some corners. Oh yeah, and some Toads appear once you get 20, 30 and 40 ROMs respectively and they each give you a ROM.

The main 5 courses are:


 * Bowser's Brap Barn: I doubt this page will ever not get deleted after the first time I make it and it'll probably get deleted, but I'm gonna try several times for the sake of completing these pages. If you want to try, be my guest.
 * Sweet, Sweet Canyon: Not gonna lie, this could probably be a legitimate page if it wasn't in this hack. It's a candy level.
 * Completely Original Fort: This is totally not Flying Fortress.
 * Bright Brazillian Beaches: I'd make a joke about the Brazil meme, but I literally have no clue what the meme actually is.
 * Red Romanian Hell: This was a lava course that now belongs to Romania.

And the 5 smaller levels are:


 * Crappy Corrupted Computer: Ever wanted to play a 2D SM64 level that takes place on a computer? Me neither.
 * The Round Aquarium: The Secret Aquarium but round.
 * Stanley's Ball Level: Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
 * The Path of Shame: This is SO LONG. Also the sequel to the Cube of Shame.
 * Beta Begger's Dungeon: The final level of the hack, has boss fights with both Dustin and Bonmario who decided to possess Bowser.

BlackJoystick said there's some big document of all the names for the different enemy variants but I really don't care to acquire the names for this page. Speaking of this page, this is basically the hub for all the level pages. I don't know how to end this page so....... Connection terminated. Get it? I already used that joke for the Path of Shame page so it's- Goodbye.

Oh, there's a sequel being made? Where you play as Eric? Oh well, I don't know what to do with it, so you get nothing.