User:Ultra64Detective2401/MIPS Hole HQ/MIPS Hole HQ

This page is apart of the MIPS Hole HQ canon, a piece of joke canon revolving around the concept of MIPS Hole as a physical company.

MIPS Hole HQ serves as the headquarters of both the MIPS Samurai and the Anomaly Analysis Team. Together, these two groups form MIPS Hole, which was founded on June 8th, 2020.

The headquarters exist in an anomalous world, and has several anomalies of its own, such as gravity being relative, and shenanigans that make Among Us crewmates look sane.

..Wait, I have to cut that last part out? Fine, I guess we have to look professional.

In the headquarters, the members of the Anomaly Analysis Team play Super Mario 64, all while carefully searching for any anomalies they may find, and after applying the Anomaly Location Procedures, add their anomaly to the database. The MIPS Samurai, on the other hand, keep lookout for Nintendo Ninjas that may be interfering with the mission.

Meanwhile, above both of them is the group who run the operation:The Council.

Location
We’re not disclosing that. But if you were looking for a job, just contribute to the wiki, then you might just find yourself here for an interview. DON’T DO IT LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

Features
There’s plenty of offices for everyone there, each with their own Nintendo 64 and copy of Super Mario 64. We definitely haven’t run out of space and resorted to using closets as offices. Definitely not.

There’s also training tapes MIPS Hole gives to new recruits to help them learn the ropes of their job. Which are definitely up to date and not at all confusing or at odds with the current system. Why would we use tapes that train people on a far outdated system? They’re just a few centuries old, no problem!

The rules are also briefed, rules that, if broken severely enough, or repeatedly enough, can result in termination.

Also, don’t go to the basement. If you do, you probably won’t be able to find your way back out. It’s closed off for a reason, after all.

Trivia

 * There are plenty of rumors regarding this place. Do not believe any of them.
 * The Council is composed of roughly, but not precisely, the wiki admins.
 * Given the relative gravity of the building, it is advised not to approach the edges of the stairs, lest you fall to the other side, or worse, fall into the chaotic place between the halls, with inconsistent gravity resulting in injury.
 * One of the employees there, Oli, is anomalous in his own right, transforming copies of Super Mario 64 into Changed 64, and also being hazardous to look at directly for too long. Changed 64 can contain its own anomalies, such as the anomalous area Liminal Labyrinth.
 * There’s a dungeon somewhere for-  No there isn’t. That is merely a rumor.