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Something to do with the internet capabilities of MariOS, such as a leaderboard/ghosts or online multiplayer

A non-joke Ghouls article (or just a blog post I dunno), attempting to rationalize and explain the phenomena within AnonButNotReally's copy in some capacity or another

AI Harassment/Bullying (Not you bullying the AI, the AI bullying you). Either a joke article about the AI messing with you too much, or a non-joke name for the phenomenon of the AI "doing things just to see how you react" from the copypasta.

Ununnonium, colloquially known as "Nintendium" due to its close association with the Nintendo corporation, is a recently discovered element that is currently not well understood, as it possesses a short half-life without refinement outside of lab conditions, barring most extensive research.

It was supposedly first utilized by Nintendo in 1994, though went undocumented until 2008. Ununnonium produces high amounts of physical contact-based radiation while unrefined, but symptoms of contact differ greatly from traditional radiation poisoning (see symptoms of exposure). Its melting and boiling point are both unknown, with method of refinement also unknown. Due to its many known differences to all other elements present on the Periodic Table, researchers are considering assigning its own group or not including it at all, due to its possibility of being an alloy.

Ununnonium was first discovered when the cartridge of Super Mario 64 that was present at the scene of a man's death (see reports) was being disassembled and the (at the time) unknown, refined Ununnonium was found inside of the cartridge. It is currently unknown what the Ununnonium in the cartridge was used for, but it was potentially used to create a cooling device for some of the components in the cartridge that make up parts of the Personalization A.I. or make up said components themselves.

Recently, scientists have been able to recreate an unrefined form of Ununnonium, which has revealed its danger while unrefined. Very little applications for Ununnonium have been discovered past Nintendo's usage, which scientists have been unable to replicate. Some have proposed a theoretical nuclear reactor that can take advantage of Ununnonium's properties, though this has remained only in concept.

Reports
''Below is a list of documents or incidents related to Ununnonium that have been found. Note that some of these may have been falsified due to Ununnonium's recent discovery.''

News Report
During the early 2000's, a man living in a small town (name of both town and man unknown from reports) was discovered dead in his house due to a "never-before-seen cause of death." A cartridge of Super Mario 64 was nearby that had several parts removed. It is believed that he had somehow broken or altered the refined Ununnonium components, causing the contact radiation.

This was reported on the news, though all stations that the story aired on were suddenly pulled from air about an hour later for about an hour before returning. All official sources were hidden or removed, potentially due to Nintendo attempting to censor the story. However, several people have reported seeing this news report when it broadcasted, though have started to forget some details due to the report's age.

Nintendo Document
A user on the /x/ 4chan board claims to have found a document that appears to have been made by Nintendo upon first discovering Ununnonium. The document was scanned and uploaded, though not translated from Japanese and heavily censored. Below are the only paragraphs that were majorly translated by other users of the board, as well as uncensored enough to be legible.

"The element is created by the high-impact collision of Polonium and ███████. When refined, it functions as a highly effective conductor of electricity and ███████████ signals. It was first discovered by Sugai █████████ of the ██████████ company when they were looking for an effective means of creating the █████████ █████."

"The element has proven an effective means of generating ██████████████ and other successful outputs; however, it has resulted in the death of Urata ███████████ due to it's excessive radiation. The element is now only to be contained inside of a ██████ or in a refined state."

"The ████ ███████████ project has been deemed complete, as it has been successfully integrated into the cartridge of Ultra 64 Mario Brothers. However, there may be future projects using the element in order to increase ████████████."

Unknown
Unknown "Ow..?" "Honey, I think I cut myself or something, could you have a look at me?"

Symptoms of Contact
"Thank you, dear. Good to know the cut isn't deep, sure felt like it hurt more than how it looks..." "Oh! I found it a little while back and I've been trying to fix it for the past few days, remember that time I dropped it like, ten years ago? Hehe, yeah, you and I were distraught after we heard that snap, surprised my mom even kept it after that scolding we got. Remember how I had to rent it out from blockbuster from there on out? The game didn't even feel the same as the one I bought with my allowance, must've just been me though." "You're going now? Mm, alright, I might give up on this cartridge soon, I know it's my childhood copy, but I've never even seen some of these parts before, just beyond my knowledge I guess. Anyway, have a good day, I'll be waiting for your return sweetheart!" This table of symptoms is compiled from witness accounts, survivor accounts, and accounts of those afflicted, take with a grain of salt. There is no official source to confirm symptoms due to Nintendo suppressing public access to much information about Ununnonium.