Old Spice Apparition

The Old Spice Apparition is an anomaly that has a chance to manifest within some personalized copies of Super Mario 64. This anomaly appears as a transparent video image of Terry Crews. This anomaly is known to cause the game to become extremely unstable and in some cases even wreak total havoc on the game cartridge.

Behavior
The Old Spice Apparation usually manifests in Bob-Omb Battlefield, though has been reported to manifest within other levels. The anomaly appears as a transparent video of Terry Crews promoting Old Spice Bodywash, sometimes complete with audio, which moves around the environment randomly, but still realistic to how Terry Crews would actually move in real life. The presence of this anomaly causes heavy dynamic level rearrangement, cognitive hazards, crashing, permanent cartridge damage, and spontaneous console combustion. Very rarely, the video of Terry Crews will appear edited to fit into Super Mario 64. These edits can range from very sloppy to professional level editing. These edits can include: editing clothing of Mario, Luigi, and even sometimes Wario onto Terry Crews, making Terry Crews appear consistent to Super Mario 64's art style, and others.

Dialogue
"WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh"

"Old spice!"

"In a can!"

"Ol- Ol- Old Spice"

Reports
Link to a tape uploaded onto Youtube by Mowtendoo showing the anomaly in-game.

"Something really weird happened to me when I was playing Super Mario 64 man, I went to Bomb Battlefield and this like video of a black guy started playing with no background near me and he was saying something about "old spice bodywash" and he was getting closer to me and then my console burst into flames. My copy is completely unplayable! like what the fuck nintnedo"