User:SigmaShield/Ztar Articles

Welcome to SigmaShield's archive of Ztar Articles!

A Ztar Article is basically any article that is really, REALLY, bad. (Hence the name; it's the opposite of Star Articles) So bad, I think it should be publicly available for everyone to see. Now, there are many reasons an article could be included here. Sometimes, it's so bad you wonder why someone thought they should make it. Sometimes, it has writing with grammar so atrocious you think English is the author's fourth language. Sometimes, it's so bad it's funny. And sometimes, it just makes you question life.

One last thing to consider: This is not a public shaming of bad authors. All of the articles here do not have the author mentioned anywhere. Oh, and you can't edit ztar articles, but that should be obvious, since it would defeat the purpose of it being an archive.

Fifth Floor
Oh boy, what do I even say about this page. I could mention the Luigi unlock, a "hardest stage in the game" being mentioned, it saying "3 new levels" without saying anything about any of them... but I think one phrase accurately describes my opinions about this page:

wario apparention

Mario died in Super Mario 64 DS
This page is... weird. It's an odd theory, and overall lacks any evidence. I'll just let you see for yourself.

Sex
...What. Atleast it was marked as a joke page. I feel like there is some sort of reference I don't understand. And who is "Sgi Wario" because that is not the author and I don't know who else it could be.

Pipe To Another World
Oh boy. This is a legendary awful page. It was even on the Wayback Machine which is a luxury most pages don't get. Again, this page really speaks for itself. I wonder what was going through the creator's mind when they made this, like seriously. It is a drug trip.

oiraW
It's just a terrible creepypasta. But it's kinda funny how blunt it is, especially with all the references to all the generic stuff like the wario apperention and the 07/29 build (and they got the date wrong like really how)