The REAL Man Who Manned the Man Man (Man)

The REAL Man Who Manned the Man Man (Man) is a true terror, inhabiting every single copy of Super Mario 64 whether you like it or not. There is nothing you can do, as he already knows where not only Mario is, but YOUR actual location in real life. (Yes, very very scary I know.) He can only be awakened by summoning the 4 Grand Titans, then doing a ritual that involves assassinating Mario on March 31st. Then, and only then are you allowed to meet The REAL Man Who Manned the Man Man (Man)

Description
The REAL Man Who Manned the Man Man (Man) does not require any description. All you need to know is that he is right behind you already.

RUN

Location
You can find him right behind you.

Eye Color
He has no eyes, who needs eyes.

Heading
He does not have a head nor a heading.

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Where are all of these headings coming from?

Theories
Hello internet, welcome to Game Theory. Is The Real Man Who Manned the Man Man (Man) the soul of a dead child possessing Super Mario 64? You see, all the evidence points towards this and you cannot prove me wrong (I am always right.) And that's not just a theory, a game theory. Stop watching.