User:Ultra64Detective2401/31st March, 2021

M IS REAL.

M WAS REAL.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHY SUPER BROS 35 WAS CANCELLED?

M IS DEAD. M IS DEAD. M IS DEEAAA

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Note:Ultra64Detective2401 is currently unavailable. This has absolutely nothing to do with their “M is dead” conspiracy theory, which is completely false by the way. There was never anyone with that name. We do not know what happened to them, but they were absolutely not taken by the non-existent Ninjas for further questioning. Rumour has it they have simply gone insane.

-Definitely not Nintendo

PS:We would like to use this opportunity to inform anyone reading this that the first Fire Emblem was never localized to English. Any rumours involving “Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light” are to be dismissed as utter nonsense.