User blog:Weirdweirdweirdo/64Pastas: Slamgma Tunnel

In the Discord, Gamma challenged Bruce and Slamgma to make 64Pastas. Slamgma delivered. Since the MIPS Hole HQ Anti-Slamgma Devices work way better than I designed them to, he couldn't get onto the wiki, and instead paid me a ton of money to publish it for him. Why not take a bribe from an evil demon? Anyways, hopefully you enjoy it. If you don't, I have no idea what he'll do to you.

SLAMGMA TUNNEL
I doubt anyone will believe my story, but I have to tell it anyways. Only god knows what happened that fateful day.

I had heard a lot about something odd going on in Super Mario 64, and I ended up looking into it and finding out there was an abandoned Nintendo headquarters somewhat near my house. I explore abandoned buildings sometimes, so nobody questioned it. I found a lot of weird things that day, but by far the weirdest was a Nintendo 64 stained in... Blood? And a cartridge with Mario's face crudely drawn on with tears falling from his face.

I took it home, and decided to play. Everything seemed to be normal when I played, but then I found the statue in the courtyard. That damn star... It still haunts me. I was trying to kill the Big Boo's Creeps, and ground pounded the water-covered floor around the statue... And it opened. I jumped in, and curiously, there was a new level: Slamgma Tunnel. The first mission: "SLAMGMA KILLS". What?

I went inside. Hollow Horror Hall's theme was playing. It was a standard gray cave level. No enemies, just a maze of some kind. It was kinda boring, honestly.

But then I found a darker area. As Mario ran down it, the music slowly faded out. An effect I don't think I've ever seen before in the game. As it got darker, I reached a dead end. The music had cut out entirely. That was lame. Then suddenly, a strange, scary tune began playing. It slowly built up as I sat there thinking, trying to figure out what it meant. This couldn't just be a dead end.

Suddenly, a loud crash played just as the music became intense and the bloodied corpse of Luigi, mangled with that FUCKING STAR STATUE, fell through the wall and began chasing Mario. I screamed, nearly dropped the controller and began running away from that THING. The hallway was much longer than before.

As I ran, that demon I assume is the titular Slamgma began to contort. It began ripping itself apart as it chased me to run faster. Efficient, sharp edges at the end of their limbs replaced hands and feet as flesh became visible. The statue tore itself apart, revealing veins and a glowing red eye. Not looking at Mario, but at me. Straight into my soul.

Eventually, Mario stopped running. I turned the camera, and I had hit a dead end. Slamgma caught him, and I heard his screams and the tearing of flesh and the squelching of blood as the screen faded to black and the game over song began to play. Mario's head wasn't on that screen. I decided to try going back into the game, and saw the Castle Grounds. Mario wasn't there, but I could still move the camera around and interact with things.

I went to the Courtyard. The statue was gone, replaced with a massive crack in the floor. The water was blood. And suddenly, I saw glowing white eyes and teeth appear in the hole. A horrible voice crackled from the speakers. "I'M EVERYTHING." It then began to laugh as it crawled out from the hole.

It was a slender, black... Thing, and it carried with it the mangled statue with Luigi's body still stuck to it. Their skin was now black and their limbs were longer than before, ever more mangled. I could see similar white eyes where his head once was. The most horrifying thing of all...

Mario had been fused into the abomination.