MIPS Chungus



'ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE: DO NOT BRING THEM TO THE CHUNGUS DIMENSION. THAT COULD EASILY SPELL OUT DOOM JUST AS MUCH AS THEM NOT BEING SEEN FOR AN ENTIRE DAY. -'Jim, Overseer of the Anti-MIPS Chungus Force

'ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE 2: Okay, so apparently some idiot thought MIPS' Hole was a sanctuary. It's not. Thought you'd want to know that. -Jim'

MIPS Chungus is the final secret found inside of the Eternal Fort. Not because they hold the truth behind the Personalization A.I., but they're too powerful for this world. They were discovered too early. But fate had it seen to that someone released them. The perpetrator has been executed. But it's too late. MIPS Chungus has escaped. If you find him in your copy, chances are it's too late. However, this should be a survival guide upon finding him or one of his many related anomalies. The only known sanctuary is the Shadow Realm, likely due to MIPS Chungus fearing a new prison, or Slamgma Tunnel, likely due to Slamgma being equivalent in power to MIPS Chungus. However, attempts have been made to make MIPS Chungus follow them to somewhere where they'd be vulnerable, such as a level where the Gun Cap can be found.

Their original home was the Chungus Dimension, but they were outcast due to their deformation, leading them to learn the dark arts and control the world of Super Mario 64. They are well aware of what's beyond the screen. If you read this, chances are they can hear you. Smell you. But not feel you. That'd require them to break out of the game. And that's why we have to constantly find them. Any second they're not on screen is a second they're trying to break out. And if they break out, it is the end of days. You may sacrificed yourself in the process, but this is for the good of humanity. Not just humanity, all life in the multiverse. If they break out of one dimension, they can break into another. The seal must not be broken.

Descriptions
''These descriptions include other MIPS Chungus-related anomalies. These are likely creations of MIPS Chungus, or at least of the same genus, likely also outcasts of the Chungus Dimension.''

Main Anomaly
MIPS Chungus usually appears in a similar manner to the Wario Apparition, manifesting out of thin air and chasing the player. Upon finding them, the player's cartridge could be demanifested from reality, which could mean that they stole the cartridge itself, which is very bad, it could be sent to the Shadow Realm, or the player could be killed by the Soul Extraction Program. However, they can be warded off by the Gun Cap, and entering any location known as a sanctuary. You can also hypothetically outrun them by using things such as the Oil Cap, or communicating with them in the Nintendo 64 microphone. This has not been tested yet, and it may be a hypothetical passage into reality for MIPS Chungus.

The Faker
The Faker is a character similar to MIPS Chungus, oftentimes mistaken for MIPS Chungus. They are described as a fat version of MIPS the Rabbit, usually the same model but with the torso's polygons expanded outwards. They usually replace MIPS or Mipsy, and have a variant of MIPS' Theme that is a remix of the Big Chungus theme song. Otherwise, they act the same as the rabbit. This anomaly is harmless and unrelated to MIPS Chungus, though some reports have said that the dialogue of the Faker says they would wish people would stop mixing them and MIPS Chungus up. Seeing the Faker seemingly increases the chance of encountering MIPS Chungus.

Chilly Chungus
Chilly Chungus is a variant of MIPS Chungus that can reportedly appear in snow and ice levels. They are described as a blue version of MIPS Chungus or the Faker. They commonly replace the Chill Bully, or Chief Chilly if they can manifest in the copy. Or, they can have the exact same personality of the Faker. Notably, in copies where Big Bully's Key can be associated with the Chill Bully, Chilly Chungus can also reportedly drop the key.

Child of MIPS Chungus
Child of MIPS Chungus is a character similar to Child of Big Bob-omb, and is known to be the child of MIPS Chungus. Who the mother is is unknown, or if MIPS Chungus can reproduce asexually. They can appear and lead you down a blood-stained trail that will gradually fry the cartridge the more the player goes down. At the end of the trail, which is consistently a dead end, the entity will turn around, revealing hyperrealistic eyes bleeding hyperrealistic blood, before the cartridge is destroyed. This is another way to trigger the Soul Extraction Program.

MIPS Chungus' Domain
This is the home of MIPS Chungus after they obtained their powers. It is in a dark red night sky with Power Stars decorating the area, made of translucent glass similar to the cut area from Pokemon Diamond & Pearl. This area can reportedly be seen above Princess Peach's Castle when it manifests, though how to access it is inconsistent. Several false reports have reported this level has missions, but there are no missions. It's a trap. The only path you can go to leads you to the central platform, with MIPS Chungus' throne. If you meet him there, not even God can save you now. You're in his world. Your soul is his. SUBMIT YOURSELF.

''What the hell? -Jim''

''Oh no. This is bad. They're altering the page. -Jim''

''I don't know how MIPS Chungus connects to the messages the people researching the Jefftastic Universal Connection were sent, but this is bad. Really bad. Just... Avoid that level, and we should be fine. I assume that every victim there gives it more power, and it's starting to get to the wiki. Not good. -Jim''

'''OH THIS IS GOOD ALRIGHT. YOU'LL SEE THAT THIS IS GOOD.'''

'''THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED. YOU KNOW IT IS. YOU CREATING THIS PAGE ABOUT ME GIVES ME ALL THE POWER I NEED. YOU ARE FOOLISH. TO THINK YOU ARE THIS AFRAID OF ME, BUT I DON'T EVEN GET TO CAMEO IN YOUR MOVIE? BUT THAT ABOMINATION DOES? PATHETIC HUMANS. I WILL SHOW THE WORLD MY WRATH. DOORS CAN'T SAVE YOU. CARS CAN'T SAVE YOU. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN EARTH. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN WATERS. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN METALS. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN COMPUTERS, OR PRESIDENTS, OR HEROES, OR KINGS, OR BALLS. NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU. NOTHING CAN STOP ME EITHER, NOT EVEN THAT DAMNED TROLL THAT TOOK THIS DAY AWAY FROM ME LAST YEAR. OR THE GREEN TAX DINOSAUR. OR THE CULT. OR THE CROWNED ONE. OR THE APPARITION, EVEN IN THEIR OWN WORLD. OR THAT... BARN'S OWNER. OR THE ONE BEHIND THE CASINO. I'VE EVEN DEALT WITH THE ONE UNDERNEATH THE STATUE.'''

Oh, oh no. What have I do-

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'''FOR THE BETTER. =]'''