Lego Mario

About
Lego Mario is a chunky piece of shit made by Lego the stupid ass company. Lego Mario can react to overpriced stickers in cardboard boxes when stuck on to pieces of plastic. Example: Put him on anything purple, he starts whining like a little child.

;inks to Mario 64

 * There was Mario 64 set I guess that had super small stages and shit and peachs castle
 * Fans were pissed that luigi didnt exist until they released him
 * Mario can fly in the clown car and in the cloud like he can fly with the wingcap
 * I meant to put links and not ;inks

Mario dies
If you remove the batteries from Mario or press the weird button on his back that looks like a penis in a cirlce then Mario will die.

The child orphanage
By trying to assault your sibling by throwing Lego Mario at a fridge 28 times at 3:00am you will wake up in a place called the child orphanage. ow.

Luigi dies
If you remove the batteries from Luigi or press the weird button on his back that looks like a penis in a cirlce then Luigi will die

Bankrupcy
If you spend too much money on useless plastic then you will go bankkruptp and the bank will come and kill you

Theorising
the·o·rize

/ˈTHēəˌrīz/

verb

gerund or present participle: theorising


 * 1) form a theory or set of theories about something.  "he theorized that the atolls marked the sites of vanished volcanoes"  Similar:  speculate  conjecture  hypothesize  take as a hypothesis  postulate  form/formulate a theory  propose  posit  surmise  suppose  guess  philosophize  hypothecate
 * 2) * create a theoretical premise or framework for (something). "the classic model of war in the modern era was theorized by the Prussian general and strategist Karl von Clausewitz"

Places to waste money on plastric

 * 1) Wzlmart
 * 2) Target
 * 3) Nig Lots
 * 4) IYhefdgthjtyrhgjmhgfdsefgnhgre
 * 5) You
 * 6) know
 * 7) who
 * 8) else
 * 9) has
 * a
 * 1) foot
 * 2) fetish?
 * MY
 * 1) MOM
 * 2) Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.  But that's even worse.  The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
 * 3) also, you can find usless plastic at a place called ur mom lol